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Chipmnk
Chipmnk aka Alvin, Your Friendly Neighborhood Chipmunk, is a 21.63 year old boy, has been a member since March 5, 2007, has scored 6115 submissions, giving an average score of 3.83.
  Nov 09 '09 by Chipmnk        224 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Because I'm apparently not the type of guy girls date; I'm the type of guy girls marry.

So I thought we could just bypass the dating part and get married.

But it will pretty much be the same. We can still stay up until 11:11 just to make some crazy wishes and count the stars and make up constellations and I'll still stay up late when I know you won't be home until late and sing you silly songs when you're feeling down and hold your hand when we're walking and make you breakfast just because and call you in the middle of the day just to say "Hey, I care about you and I can't wait until I get say that to you in-person" or something that would make you smile and shake your head and we can hang out together or have our alone time when we need it and I'll just always be that much happier the next time I see you.

And you wouldn't have to change your last name or even live with me or have any moral or legal obligation towards me.

Or you know, something like that...
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SnakeMan
SnakeMan on Nov 09 '09 at 1:43am
sorry, dude. i live in maine.
SnakeMan
SnakeMan on Nov 09 '09 at 1:44am
that was supposed to be a current events joke, but i confess i didn't actually think it was funny when i posted it.
B 7
   B 7 on Nov 09 '09 at 1:44am
sorry dude, im a dude
SnakeMan
SnakeMan on Nov 09 '09 at 1:45am
dude. i need another beer.

bblormaybenotdependingonwhatsontv
mgill52
mgill52 on Nov 09 '09 at 1:47am
If only one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady



you got it goin on
olie!
   olie! on Nov 09 '09 at 1:49am
look at all these pansies apologizing for not marrying you.


I'll marry you, alvin.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 1:50am
That's cool, we could get dude-married.

Which consists of watching a lot of Michael Bay movies and playing Mortal Kombat and hunting bears while eating sandwiches.
asdfghaya
asdfghaya on Nov 09 '09 at 1:51am
awhhhhhhh. this is the cutest blog, ever.

lets get married, alvin.
B 7
   B 7 on Nov 09 '09 at 1:52am
mgill52
mgill52 on Nov 09 '09 at 1:53am
i was just saying that because I want to make babies. Other than that, my marriage to Alvin would be perfect.
B 7
   B 7 on Nov 09 '09 at 1:54am
i've blown my chance. *cries*
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 09 '09 at 1:58am
yes.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 1:58am
We could always adopt or something. I hear it's pretty popular.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Nov 09 '09 at 2:06am
dibs.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Nov 09 '09 at 2:10am
"I like you!"

"I like you too, dawg!"

"Let's get married!"
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 2:23am
Oil? Bitch, someone cookin'?
mike bautista
mike bautista on Nov 09 '09 at 2:28am
M. A. R. S.

Mars, bitches. That is where we are gettin' married.
Mars! Red Rocks!

YAY YAAAAY!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Nov 09 '09 at 2:28am
Our cake could be yellow cake.

Don't drop that shit!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 2:31am
YELLOW CAKE!
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 09 '09 at 3:37am
i love yellow cake:) omg we're a perfect match. im calling my parents!
mgill52
mgill52 on Nov 09 '09 at 3:47am
Can i make the cake?!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Nov 09 '09 at 3:55am
As long as you don't drop that shit!
phones
phones on Nov 09 '09 at 3:55am
can i be your exotic foriegn husband from england?
mullmuggins
mullmuggins on Nov 09 '09 at 4:20am
Who are these crazy girls that don't want a boyfriend like that?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 11:10am
Judging by this blog, one of my main problems is that I, for the most part, appeal to the wrong gender.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 09 '09 at 11:12am
Id tear my dangle off for you alvin
littlem
littlem on Nov 09 '09 at 11:12am
who could resist??
emoisforposers
emoisforposers on Nov 09 '09 at 11:16am
if you like it then you should all put a ring on it!
ratkiss
ratkiss on Nov 09 '09 at 11:21am
asdfghaya on Nov 09 '09 at 1:51am
awhhhhhhh. this is the cutest blog, ever.

lets get married, alvin.
iPear
iPear on Nov 09 '09 at 11:22am
I wanna subscribe to your nutsacks rss feed
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 09 '09 at 11:22am
does anybody need a dangle?
iPear
iPear on Nov 09 '09 at 11:24am
Welcome to the "only guys appreciate my advances" club. Great now you're going to destroy me at the number of guys hitting on you.
iPear
iPear on Nov 09 '09 at 11:24am
I've had too much dangle, thx. Will have later?
littlem
littlem on Nov 09 '09 at 11:25am
i need a dangle to go with my dingle
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 11:26am
I already bought one from cheapdangles.com.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 09 '09 at 11:27am
half price on dangle

comes with a free breadloaf
littlem
littlem on Nov 09 '09 at 11:28am
is this day-old dangle or what?
bcrider
bcrider on Nov 09 '09 at 11:28am
Eh, dating's overrated. I knew my hubbs was going to be my hubbs when I was 15. :)

I'd marry you if I wasn't married; we'd be the oddest couple ever, the ginormous girl and the cute, normal Asian guy. Maybe some of your cute would rub off of me!
outline
outline on Nov 09 '09 at 11:29am
i would like one marriage please, with extra cheese.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 09 '09 at 11:30am
dangle still fresh by date
littlem
littlem on Nov 09 '09 at 11:31am
i'll take it.

with real butter. none of that fake fabio shtuff.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 09 '09 at 11:32am
only real butter

churned to perfection

by my dangle
the golden spatula
the golden spatula on Nov 09 '09 at 11:33am
so, are you already married?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 09 '09 at 11:33am
yeah man i'm starting to think i'm not the type girls date or marry!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 11:34am
What type of bread goes best with your dangle?
littlem
littlem on Nov 09 '09 at 11:34am
:O

that's not a look of surprise, btw.
it's me, with my mouth wide open for your buttery dangle.


lol!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 11:35am
The thing is, how would I go about marrying a girl if I don't date her?

Or should the first date just be an exchange of vows followed by the reception?
littlem
littlem on Nov 09 '09 at 11:35am
oh man. i think i should step awayyyy from the computer for a while.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 11:35am
Annie's mouth is ready to receive some dangle.
littlem
littlem on Nov 09 '09 at 11:36am
dating sucks! just skip to the kissing part.

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