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Chipmnk aka Alvin, Your Friendly Neighborhood Chipmunk, is a 20.37 year old boy, has been a member since March 5, 2007, has scored 3664 submissions, giving an average score of 3.82.

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Jan 25 '08 by Chipmnk

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Blank Stares, Blank Faces

Well, here's me again.

- I watched Juno today. Finally. I quite enjoyed it. It is definitely one of the few movies I would be able to watch and enjoy all on my lonesome, and it was definitely the cute indie flick I expected and a little a bit more.

- So my friend suggested to me the other night that I should name my guitar, which has crossed my mind every now and again, though I have never actually pulled through with it. So here I am, wondering what to name my guitar. It is definitely female. I'm not sure why that is but my guitar has no visible penis or testicles, and far be it from me to lift up her skirt to check. Thus, my guitar is female.

- I was cooking pasta for dinner (that pasta is hitting me pretty hard right now with the sleepy stick). I was stirring the fleshy hairs of linguine in boiling water with a knife, its handle wrapped in a paper towel so as to prevent any more severe burns, my knuckles slightly burning from the sheer proximity of the bubbling water and my hand. I should really invest in a better stirring device. In any case, I was just staring at the water, watching the froth and pasta and bubbles spinning so steadily with the knife. And without any warning, I had the most intense feeling of loneliness and emptiness that I have ever felt in a long time. A really long time.

All because of that pasta. Damnation.

Song playing on repeat:
The One AM Radio - Cast Away

Love and Peace

shibby558899 on Jan 25 '08 at 12:46am

hey, at least you have hadley

love peace and chicken grease

boysbeambitious on Jan 25 '08 at 12:47am

- I still haven't watched Juno. Ack.

- I have friend who named his guitar Elvira. Hope you think of one soon and share!

- If anything, you're probably a better cook than I am.
and the lonely bit? I hope you feel a little less lonely, I get that sometimes. Or maybe hopelessness.

ysy101 on Jan 26 '08 at 8:00pm

Name your guitar Juno!

ofthecoast on Jan 26 '08 at 8:02pm

you should name your guitar something that starts with a P but not Paula.

I haven't decided yet, but I will let you know.

matchstick on Jan 26 '08 at 8:08pm

petunia
prudence
paulina
patricia
pamela
pat

Steve The Great on Jan 26 '08 at 8:08pm

name it Pandita

kirstenlovesdinner on Jan 26 '08 at 8:09pm

haha! I've done that stirring dealy with short silverware too. I just try to stir really fast, take a break, then stir really fast again. I should have thought to cover my hand...

And sorry about the loneliness. I'd join you for pasta dinner if I were around.

Chipmnk on Jan 26 '08 at 8:16pm

ysy101 - Haha, the thought crossed my mind.

Kelsi - lol I'm pretty open for suggestions but why something starting with a P?

matchstick - Thanks for the suggestions! Petunia has a nice ring to it.

Steve - Is Pandita from something? It sounds oddly familiar.

Kirsten - Haha, aw thanks, Kirsten. Yeah, it doesn't help that I have to stir with silverware and that the only pot I have is really small so I can only make a little bit at a time.

Steve The Great on Jan 26 '08 at 8:17pm

Pandita

Meaning: scholar
Gender: F
Origin: Hindi

Dabem on Jan 26 '08 at 8:18pm

What color is the guitar? Are you thinking a person name or thing name?

I'm sorry about the lonelies, they attack me once and a while too. I'm not sure a better stirrer will help though. Just attack them with your cell phone. But try not to call girls you have a thing for, that just causes more problems.

Chipmnk on Jan 26 '08 at 8:23pm

Hmm, thanks Steve. That's interesting...

My guitar is an all black acoustic Washburn, and I am probably going with a person's name rather than a thing or abstract concept.

But thanks. I've been feeling better. The "lonelies" just get me at really random points sometimes.

iPear on Jan 26 '08 at 8:27pm

woo! @ culinary pains!

I'm pretty much forcing myself to become the house gourmet chef.

My dad make me make him a Panini, (keep in mind I've never made a panini before, and I'm not sure why I but I just happen to know how to make a panini sans the press) anyways, he grabs whatever stuff we have in the house (in our case, Corned Beef [GROSSEST MEAT ALIVE] and Mexican shredded cheese [wtf?]) I start making a panini and my dad starts doing his commentary, when I KNOW my dad has no idea how to cook a panini, and I'm liek 'DAD, BEQUIET' and then I end up burning the tips of my fingers becusae I wasn't paying attention and I thought ti would be smart to flip the sandwich on a hot pan...with my bare hands.

jesus christ.

Dabem on Jan 26 '08 at 8:27pm

We need to invent a lonelies zapper. Maybe we could lock them up in a bottle and sell them to emo kids over ebay.

Your guitar sounds pretty. It needs a pretty name. I've always liked sydney as a name, or katrina.

Chipmnk on Jan 26 '08 at 8:35pm

Hahahahahaha, wow Omair. It's okay. I still have a scar on my pinky after this time when I thought it would be smart to wipe down the stove top as I was heating up a frying a pan. It turns out that my pinky is not invulnerable to hot frying pans.

But a panini sounds pretty good about now.

lol @ sending emo kids bottles of loneliness. And I agree. She needs a pretty name.

iPear on Jan 26 '08 at 8:36pm

Come over to my house and I'll make you a skin graft panini!

iPear on Jan 26 '08 at 8:37pm

I've never actually had a panini, they just seem so dry, I need some kind of sauceness on my sandwich. I can't just eat cheese, veggies, and/or meats, I need some kind of creamicity.

ofthecoast on Jan 26 '08 at 8:37pm

I just think it needs a P name, that's all.

Steve The Great on Jan 26 '08 at 8:38pm

Priscilla

iPear on Jan 26 '08 at 8:42pm

Lyla

Chipmnk on Jan 26 '08 at 8:43pm

Omair: They had paninis at the dining hall last year. They were pretty good except the uber-crunchiness of the bread led to the roof of my mouth getting all cut up.

Kelsi: Ah, gotcha. I hope I don't end up naming my guitar Panini.

Steve The Great on Jan 26 '08 at 8:44pm

Perdy

Dabem on Jan 26 '08 at 8:44pm

I like priscilla... or Prisca

Dabem on Jan 26 '08 at 8:45pm

I actually was thinking you should name it panini too. I just didn't want to say anything.

Chipmnk on Jan 26 '08 at 8:48pm

Priscilla is a pretty name.

I think one of the characters from that cartoon series Chowder is named Panini.

Steve The Great on Jan 26 '08 at 8:48pm

Paloma

ofthecoast on Jan 26 '08 at 8:50pm

I do kinda like Perdy, and I'm thinking it ought to be a 2 or 3 syllable name. Probably 2.

boysbeambitious on Jan 26 '08 at 8:52pm

Hehe, Panini.

Chipmnk on Jan 26 '08 at 8:58pm

Perdy make me smile because it's like "pretty" but with a southern accent.

Dabem on Jan 26 '08 at 9:07pm

Ooh, name it pandora!

Nothinleft2waste on Jan 28 '08 at 6:36pm

Thanx for the welcoming Bro

Chipmnk on Jan 28 '08 at 6:39pm

Haha, no problem?

DaddyDom on Jan 28 '08 at 7:25pm

Britney

canceromega on Jan 28 '08 at 7:30pm

I am avid namer of things after Beatles songs. I suppose it might be because I was named after a Beatles song or maybe because I just really like the Beatles. Anyway, Jude is a nice name.

boysbeambitious on Jan 28 '08 at 7:34pm

Pralines (and cream) : )

Chipmnk on Jan 28 '08 at 7:51pm

lol Thanks for the suggestions.

Dabem on Jan 29 '08 at 12:07pm

So did you decide yet?

littlem on Jan 29 '08 at 12:12pm

Annie :P
Ursula
Vonda
Paris
Sheena
Jessie
Gypsy
Shara
Constance
Bella

Chipmnk on Jan 29 '08 at 12:21pm

Haha, thanks for that bump.

Naw not yet. I was leaning towards Gwen a while back but I like Priscilla too, and Perdy has this silliness to it that I like.

lol Thanks for the suggestions Annie.

Dabem on Jan 29 '08 at 12:27pm

on the beatles idea there is also:
Prudence
Lucy
Elenor
Sadie
Nancy
Julia
Penny

I know there are more, but I can't find them right now.

pinkpiggyme on Jan 29 '08 at 12:45pm

This is my daughter's guitar

"
She named her Fabiola. The fabulous Fabiola.
It's a great girls name for a guitar.

Dabem on Jan 29 '08 at 12:46pm

That guitar is really pretty, I love the paisley.

Steve The Great on Jan 29 '08 at 12:46pm

perdy is from 101 dalmations.

pinkpiggyme on Jan 29 '08 at 1:07pm

I love the paisley too.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jan 29 '08 at 1:08pm

My guitar is named Cordelia.

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