Fat Slob
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Completely Filthy
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I'm all grubby
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I don't have time to be patient!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I could if I had to.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Crap! I think my clothes just went out of style.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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3rd Place Hot-Dog Eating Champion
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I tried and tried, until I quit.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I invented canned ham!
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Flamable!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Do not puncture or incinerate
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Danger: Spontaneous Combustion Hazard
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Corn-Dog Enthusiast!
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I just ate 10 pounds of cheese
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Ask us about our schizophrenia!
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Smother me in gravy
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Mechanically separated meat product.
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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I smell nachos!
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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I come complete with the faint smell of urine.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Made from 53% real boy!
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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I eat butter
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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