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onefourthdumb
aka brock is a 20.98 year old boy, has been a member since February 28, 2007, has scored 418 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 14 designs get printed.
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You would suck at sports too if you had a pumpkin for a coach.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I keep getting this feeling that someone is staring at my chest.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Apples, deep down, are hardcore.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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I sneezed on the pope and he blessed me.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Misery loves company, but not too many. He's claustrophobic.
of 70 votes, 39% like it
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Sloth. The furriest of the seven deadly sins.
of 85 votes, 56% like it
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Olde english. Where spelling mistakes don't count.
of 92 votes, 46% like it
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My bologna has a last name, but it's foreign and hard to spell.
of 99 votes, 42% like it
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By reading this, I assume you rely on my chest for entertainment.
of 88 votes, 38% like it
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Don't ask me, ask google.
of 116 votes, 47% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
After paper beat rock, he was found guilty of assault charges.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Ameri-can what Mexi-can't.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Anatomy lesson #4- This is the "chest" region
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Asylums, like my cookies, are chock full of nuts.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Barackoli- Democratic and chock full of vitamin C
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Barackoli- Democrats never tasted so good
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Church- Est. 0
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Church: Under the same management for over 2000 years
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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I recreate civil war battles with my teddy grahams.
of 71 votes, 32% like it
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I sneezed on the pope so that he'd bless me.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I'm on the run from a calculator whose buttons I pushed.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If only "dreams" were called "reals"...
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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In china, it's just called food.
of 73 votes, 27% like it
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Incoherency is just nvmckajd.
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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Ireland: Where you're guaranteed more bars in more places
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Lumberjacks love logarithms.
of 63 votes, 30% like it
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Lying is like being pregnant. Sooner or later everyone will know.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Money doesnt't grow on trees, unless that tree is a stripper.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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My love is only worth <2.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My mutant friend has to wear f-shirts.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Olde English: Where spelling doesn't count.
of 57 votes, 35% like it
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Shofar, so good.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The last thing I want is to harm you, but it's still on the list.
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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The Trophy Store- Now I'm good at everything!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Trees who resort to stripping for money are bio-degrading.
of 76 votes, 30% like it
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Unlike my sister, I was planned.
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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Waldo and Carmen both missing: coincidence? I think not.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
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When no one is looking, I switch the stickers on my rubik's cube.
of 66 votes, 33% like it
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Whipped cream. Because beated cream just sounds wrong.
of 75 votes, 24% like it
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Whipped cream. Because tortured cream wasn't good marketing.
of 77 votes, 23% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
Hey, I'm brock, and I write slogans.
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