Earth is probably my favorite planet.
of 18 votes, 56% like it
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What do birds and bees have to do with it?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I tend to lose my train of th...uhhh.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Sometimes I use question marks incorrectly?
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Junk food is good for the soul.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If clouds were made of cotton candy, the world would be better.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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(back of shirt)
How's My Walking?
of 23 votes, 52% like it
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I hug trees. (except for pine trees)
of 33 votes, 55% like it
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Homophones?
They're hiding over there.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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They didn't tell you this, but I invented conspiracy theories
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Gravity sucks!
(or pulls)
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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Fairy tales are actually quite frightening.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around, should I care?
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Trampolines have their ups and downs.
of 62 votes, 61% like it
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THIS SHIRT WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN..5..4..3..2..1...
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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alfabet soop tot me too reed
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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I took the road less traveled...and now I'm frickin' lost!
of 59 votes, 49% like it
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