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ucfelix
aka Felix is a 24.86 year old boy, has been a member since February 26, 2007, has scored 10305 submissions, giving an average score of 1.43.
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Life in the Fast Lane is full of speeding tickets.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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The best multiple choice question would be:
A) Easy
B) Choose A
of 30 votes, 60% like it
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That kind of stuff only happens to stick figures.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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My Superhero badge was revoked for EXTRAORDINARY reasons
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Carrot Cake makes me see deliciousness better
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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If my fingertip starts glowing, I'm probably on fire
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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If these walls could talk I'd paint them with Duct Tape.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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It's always nap time according to my biological clock
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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I'm walking because my spaceship got towed.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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Luxury is a word I can't afford.
of 41 votes, 44% like it
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Muscles are unnecessary when you have superpowers like mine.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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I'm sorry Piñata, I didn't mean to bash.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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In need of a full body transplant, mine is bad to the bone
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Instant Polo Shirt. Just add Horse and Mallet.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I don't bother with self-indulgence, everyone knows how cool I am
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Saliva: It's Mouth-Watering
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Consensus is important, so let's all agree on my idea.
of 45 votes, 64% like it
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I'm all about green energy, we totally need more ninja turtles.
of 45 votes, 60% like it
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In hindsight, I used to be better at retrospective.
of 35 votes, 63% like it
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My telekinesis brought your eyes to this area.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Winning in Musical Chairs guarantees you a standing ovation!
of 41 votes, 71% like it
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Suck it, Vacuum.
of 39 votes, 46% like it
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In this economy, even human cannonballs are getting fired...
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Nonfiction Books: Keeping it Real.
of 54 votes, 76% like it
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Geometry: Side effects may include Polygons.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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Satan's favorite font is Hellvetica.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Bring your naughty gloves, let's play some Badmitten.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Ugly people in love make for good Romantic Horror Films.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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When I was your age I was just as old
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Careful! I carry weapons of mass distraction
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I don't need a 4x4, my rollerskates have eight-wheel drive.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I don’t need a 4x4 vehicle,my rollerskates have eight-wheel drive
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not flashy, I prefer dimly lit pictures.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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If you owe me money, it's OK. It wasn't mine anyways.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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LICENSE TO KlLL.
Starring: Euthanasia
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Never judge a book by its cover, unless the title is: Guilty
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Parental Controls protect me from ultra-violent rays
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Real threadless shirts are made of Latex.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Say No to Medieval Knights, they're stuck in their Dragonian ways
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Zodiac Gods actually go by the Magic 8-Ball
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/463642/ucfelix
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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