What can I say in 84 words that will endear myself to strangers? Hmm, well I’m originally from Alaska, but I moved to Oregon to go to school. I like the sound glass makes when it breaks, but I’m not a vandal. I drink excessive amounts of Pabst, the greatest piss-water beer ever made. That’s not to say I don’t like ambers or stouts or what-have-you, I’m just poor. Also, I like puppies and barbeque sauce, but not necessarily together. Um, viva la revolution!