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Maddikins
Maddikins aka Madeleine is a 19.7 year old girl, has been a member since February 24, 2007, has scored 1747 submissions, giving an average score of 3.00.
  Aug 17 '07 by Maddikins        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I have to go in today to get my senior pictures retaken, because they're too crappy to pay the amount of money I need to to get them printed. So I just put on my Ballad of the Birds long sleeve shirt and black jeans, and took a look at myself in the mirror.

There are effing bleach stains EVERYWHERE.

My mother is so incompetent at laundry! I've recently started doing it myself, but it's been a while since I wore the shirt (obviously, because it's long sleeve) and she was still doing laundry for everyone then. I can't believe she'd do this, and that she didn't tell me about it when it happened. It doesn't help that the one I have is a damn first print (not that it REALLY matters, it's just a cool thing to have). Of course, because I do my own laundry now, she's going to blame it on me and refuse to replace it! I can't afford to replace everything she's screwed up. Every time she does the effing laundry she always messes up something or other. Once, I had asked her to hold onto a pair of earrings for me, and she put them in her pocket. Guess what? Those jeans went through the dryer before they were returned to me. So perhaps I should have remembered to ask for them back, but seriously, she needs to start showing a little responsibility too.

I don't know what to do now. I guess I'll go to the studio wearing the shirt and hope that they'll be able to somehow edit out the stains, because it's not like they don't airbrush everything else about the stupid pictures. Oh well. I guess it's just as well I can't have the casual pose in the yearbook anyway. We can only use the picture with the damn velvet drape.

I hate school pictures. There's always too much damn stress.

corey9
corey9 on Aug 17 '07 at 1:12pm
lol
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Aug 17 '07 at 1:13pm
That sucks, but I think one of Cactus Pirate Jr.'s pictures would be appropriate here.
mezo
   mezo on Aug 17 '07 at 1:13pm
Your mom is the devil for not being your maid...?
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Aug 17 '07 at 1:13pm
I've been doing my own laundry since I was about 10 or 11
EugeneDebs
EugeneDebs on Aug 17 '07 at 1:14pm
You hate your mother because she ruined a shirt??
chelly
chelly on Aug 17 '07 at 1:14pm
the blog looks like you hate the model
Maddikins
Maddikins on Aug 17 '07 at 1:14pm
No. I willingly obliged when she asked me to take over laundry duties for her.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Aug 17 '07 at 1:18pm
Yeah, I thought this blog was going to be about you hating the model because you wore the same thing as her to senior pictures.

Then it turned into a generic "i hate my parents, because..." blog.
132 days later
Yourhero
Yourhero on Dec 28 '07 at 10:18am
Aw shucks, your mom screwed up at performing a kind gesture for you. What a valid reason to deserve your hate, you ungrateful wench.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 28 '07 at 10:28am
she sounds like a terrible person
willowcerations
willowcerations on Dec 28 '07 at 1:44pm
I feel sorry for your mom.....
loserbeech
loserbeech on Dec 28 '07 at 1:52pm
Once, my mam got bleach on one of my shirts. She said sorry. The end.
Flippinheck
Flippinheck on Dec 28 '07 at 3:28pm
omg - like, i really hope you got out your belt and whipped your fucking mom to bloody shreds. the nerve of that bitch, ruining your $20 t-shirt! she should totally pay you back! so fucking what if she fed you and clothed you for the first 16 years of your life! in fact, run over her with your bicycle!!!111
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 28 '07 at 3:31pm
one time I ruined my own shirt doing the laundry, and my mom bought it from me.
matchstick
matchstick on Dec 28 '07 at 3:35pm
Couldn't you have just worn another shirt?
songbird1101
songbird1101 on Dec 30 '07 at 1:28pm
You know, it's called a MISTAKE, one that your mother probably legitimately made as she was taking the time to do your laundry and fulfill every other little demand coming from your spoiled, selfish cakehole. I would give her license to spill bleach on all your other 35 Threadless shirts as well.

BTW, if you are that stressed out about class pictures, you need some serious help. And a life.
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