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Todow aka Under the pale moon, POETRY is a 19.11 year old boy, has been a member since February 23, 2007, has scored 3434 submissions, giving an average score of 2.22.

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Feb 14 '08 by Todow

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My Valentines Day Date With Water Bottle!

Well first I picked her up at her house, it was a pretty big place I didn't expect her to have so many brothers and sisters.

Her dad was was fussy about us leaving.

We hopped in my car and and had some fun listening music.

We went to the movies before we saw Jumper

We were a bit early so we decided to dance.

After the movie we decided to go to the beach. I smoothly slid my arm around her shoulder.

We sat on the beach and talked for a long time.

And I hate to kiss and tell but...

Ok I think going to go get drunk now.

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Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 9:43pm

Cheating on her already?!?!

And with BEER BOTTLE no less!!

That slut!

Underaged_hobo on Feb 14 '08 at 9:43pm

Cheers
LOOOOL

AsStarsGoOut on Feb 14 '08 at 9:45pm

i'm so aroused.

EugeneHutz on Feb 14 '08 at 9:45pm

oh my gosh.
i giggled so much at this tyler. so cute!

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 9:46pm

I had sex on the beach with Water Bottle's sister.

My thingy got stuck. I tried to get it unstuck.

I got arrested.

AsStarsGoOut on Feb 14 '08 at 9:47pm

her family is very. . .ethnic

Maltzmania on Feb 14 '08 at 9:47pm

you win at life

mooseinmyshoe on Feb 14 '08 at 9:48pm

And now we can all accept...

that our valentine's day was not as good as Tyler's....

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 9:49pm

Yeah, Dasani.

That was the one.

She was into some kinky shit, man.

Jebbie on Feb 14 '08 at 9:49pm

Hahahaha Tyler is the best

AsStarsGoOut on Feb 14 '08 at 9:50pm

im pretty jealous that i dont have a hot girlfriend like that.

AsStarsGoOut on Feb 14 '08 at 9:50pm

Dasani is a bitch.

Todow on Feb 14 '08 at 9:50pm

Yea no.

Going to all these places you cannot count all the cute couples and such. I need a drink.

Jebbie on Feb 14 '08 at 9:51pm

She looks alot different then the photo that she has as her avatar...

That's a risk you gotta take when meeting up with someone off the internet though I guess..

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 9:52pm

Maybe. But that bitch knows how to fuck.

Audiovore on Feb 14 '08 at 9:53pm

Talk about easy, she got naked before the movie and danced in public!

AsStarsGoOut on Feb 14 '08 at 9:53pm

cute couples are homos. that's the word on the street.

AsStarsGoOut on Feb 14 '08 at 9:53pm

yea but umm hello? poland springs is a lot curvier.

canceromega on Feb 14 '08 at 9:55pm

Man, Randy Jackson didn't even call.
I'm jealous of your superior valentine.

Khol on Feb 14 '08 at 9:55pm

Aw man. I got turned down when I asked Water Bottle out.

*kicks dirt*

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 9:57pm

They won't admit it, but a certain blogger and I totally diddled in a janitor's closet the other day.

AsStarsGoOut on Feb 14 '08 at 9:58pm

uh oh!

Todow on Feb 14 '08 at 10:00pm

Aww Khol I'm sorry I took your girl, I don't think she swings that way though.

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 10:01pm

It was Princezz Pear.

Todow on Feb 14 '08 at 10:04pm

Thats totally rad. I'd hit that.

Khol on Feb 14 '08 at 10:07pm

Well, I was totally hooking up with Punjabi Prince before he left.
He was a dreamboat.

Take that Water Bottle!

bhoomika on Feb 14 '08 at 10:10pm

This just made my day! funny! :-)

Todow on Feb 14 '08 at 10:10pm

Khol I like you but I gotta defend my lady here. Thats just not cool.

xnarx on Feb 14 '08 at 10:11pm

The best BLOG ever (:

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 10:11pm

If Water Bottle is anything like Dasani, then she DOES know how to take it.

Khol on Feb 14 '08 at 10:12pm

Sorry man, I didn't mean to get outta line.

It just gets rough, ya know? I've got my pride.

littlem on Feb 14 '08 at 10:13pm

HAHAHhahAhahahA

Todow on Feb 14 '08 at 10:13pm

No problem.

EugeneHutz on Feb 14 '08 at 10:13pm

oh kholla, you're so shouldn't apologize, punjabi prince was so drool-worthy.

*drools*

Jemae on Feb 14 '08 at 10:14pm

you made my day...you are cool man! :D

ofthecoast on Feb 14 '08 at 10:15pm

ahahahh, Tyler!
This is the best!

Khol on Feb 14 '08 at 10:15pm

No, he's right. If anyone had said anything bad about my Punjabi Prince I woulda knocked 'em down.

He really was mighty fine.
*sigh*

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 10:16pm

Total slut.

EugeneHutz on Feb 14 '08 at 10:16pm

i guess you're right.
*sighs with khol*

Todow on Feb 14 '08 at 10:18pm

Chris I find you comments hilarious because she is indeed a bottle of Dasani.

Chipmnk on Feb 14 '08 at 10:20pm

Buahahahahaha, this is fucking hilarious

Todow on Feb 14 '08 at 10:21pm

Also feel free to photoshop yourself into any of these pictures so you can act like you went on a date with me!

Todow on Feb 14 '08 at 10:22pm

I'm glad you like it Alvin.

viralVISUAL on Feb 14 '08 at 10:32pm

I see the water bottle had her clothes off by the time you made it to the movies.

What a whore

mooseinmyshoe on Feb 14 '08 at 10:50pm

I could say something mean...

But I'll keep my trap shut

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 10:51pm

That's not what a good valentine does.

viralVISUAL on Feb 14 '08 at 10:53pm

Does she have a sister?

Jackanapes mk.II on Feb 14 '08 at 10:54pm

Yeah, man.

Dasani.

Pay attention.

viralVISUAL on Feb 14 '08 at 11:00pm

Bet she's the hot one

Elbeardo on Feb 14 '08 at 11:00pm

So, did you get any water?

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