Amazing Amanda was kind enough to breathe life into a wacky applegary concept, see it here:

http://www.threadless.com/submission/200845/PACKET_ATTACK

I'd love to see YOUR love: comments, scoring, and really high scoring are much appreciated! Thank you so much!

My crazy Internet radio station just played the theme to the now-defunct Main Street Electrical Parade from Disney. (If you dont remember it, call me, I will hum a bit of it and it will stick in your mind... FOREVER!) Anyways, I have no idea what they did with all the floats from the parade... but wouldn't it be awesome to take the snail out on the highway one quiet Sunday afternoon? Talk about stop-and-go traffic, make that stop-and-turn around-and go-and spin-and go the other direction. Can you picture that? Awesome, right? Plus, your own soundtrack for your joyride! Who's with me? Hands up!

Hey everyone, here's a new game I invented and thought I'd share it with the world! Side note: my website is finally back working again and I intend to add a blog there someday soon, so I may mention this again there. It's okay, sometimes redundancy can be fun! Not only that, sometimes redundancy can be fun! OK, so here's the game. I call it Sign Screeching! (Best played with an unsuspecting driver and/or passenger.) When you see a sign with lit up letters burnt out so as to leave an incomplete name, you MUST screech out the new name created at the top of your lungs. If you feel safe doing it, it's optional to roll down your window first, but don't get yourself shot over it. I gotta tell you, I scared some bejeebers out of my wife a few weeks back when I spotted (and screeched) "BURGER KI!" I also got great results screeching "SAG USH!" (The Sagebrush Steakhouse had multiple burnouts...) Give it a try, and please let me know of your most hilarious and/or terrifying moments. Thanks! (It's just a matter of time before you spot a "WAFFLE HO"... I personally recommend you don't roll the window down...

Hey, Fabulous Threadless Community -- I have THOROUGHLY enjoyed participating and getting to see and wear some great designs! My problem, (OK, my THREADLESS related problem, let's not get into all my problems) is that while I would LOVE to get some designs out there, I have NO art school experience and NO computer art know-how. What I DO have, is a brain full of ker-razy idears! I have a whole notebook full of concepts I think would really work here and I would love to see illustrated. Anybody want a zany concept guy in their corner? I dream it up, you illustrate! Is that cool? Anyone? Your thoughts, please! Thanks to all and everybody keep up the fabby work! I like exclamation points! Gary exclaimed! Exclamated! (I have derailed. Sorry. :) )