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applegary
applegary aka Gary Applegary is a 41.19 year old boy, has been a member since February 21, 2007, has scored 5179 submissions, giving an average score of 2.61.
  Jun 23 '08 by applegary        15 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Hey everyone, here's a new game I invented and thought I'd share it with the world! Side note: my website is finally back working again and I intend to add a blog there someday soon, so I may mention this again there. It's okay, sometimes redundancy can be fun! Not only that, sometimes redundancy can be fun! OK, so here's the game. I call it Sign Screeching! (Best played with an unsuspecting driver and/or passenger.) When you see a sign with lit up letters burnt out so as to leave an incomplete name, you MUST screech out the new name created at the top of your lungs. If you feel safe doing it, it's optional to roll down your window first, but don't get yourself shot over it. I gotta tell you, I scared some bejeebers out of my wife a few weeks back when I spotted (and screeched) "BURGER KI!" I also got great results screeching "SAG USH!" (The Sagebrush Steakhouse had multiple burnouts...) Give it a try, and please let me know of your most hilarious and/or terrifying moments. Thanks! (It's just a matter of time before you spot a "WAFFLE HO"... I personally recommend you don't roll the window down...

Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jun 23 '08 at 10:24am
Man I live for AFFLE HOUSE
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Jun 23 '08 at 10:26am
yeah @ mike. It's like a disgusting german resaurant. Affle Hous.
3 days later
applegary
applegary on Jun 27 '08 at 9:13am
Last night's screeches: "ANGLES!!!" (bojANGLES) and "GOODYEA!" (self-explanatory)... Come on folks, surely you've seen some? I wanna hear about it!
3 days later
Kresta
Kresta on Jul 01 '08 at 12:05am
Lines & More!

Not sure if you buy sheets or coke there.
applegary
applegary on Jul 01 '08 at 2:47pm
Yeah, I'm not sure if the neighborhood improved or worsened when they took over Bed, Bat, & Eyo!
8 days later
applegary
applegary on Jul 10 '08 at 2:16pm
Boy was I surprised to see the brand new Walgreens evidently changed to WALGREE HARMACY last night -- WALGREEEEEEEE! (Keep all those comments coming... ahem.)
186 days later
applegary
applegary on Jan 13 '09 at 9:36am
Last night I saw "WA LE HOUSE!"
applegary
applegary on Jan 13 '09 at 9:36am
(Keep your findings coming... *sigh*)
toopersent
toopersent on Jan 13 '09 at 9:38am
ahaha, I'll be on the lookout!
23 days later
Bramish
   Bramish on Feb 05 '09 at 3:25pm
I once spent the night in H EL
6 days later
applegary
applegary on Feb 11 '09 at 5:18pm
YIIIIIKES! keep em comin!
4 days later
applegary
applegary on Feb 16 '09 at 8:33am
"OFFICE D POT...." I read that as Officed Pot...
supertrooper74
supertrooper74 on Feb 16 '09 at 8:44am
My most favorite ever was at a motel in my hometown. The sign used to read DISCOUNT RATES AVAILABLE. But for a long time it be "DISCO RATS AVAILABLE".

I was tempted to stay there just to experience the disco rats, in their little white jumpsuits...but the place was kind of seedy.
9 days later
the_jcw
the_jcw on Feb 25 '09 at 7:23pm
ha, I need to get a car again and play!
7 days later
applegary
applegary on Mar 05 '09 at 3:22pm
Thanks st74, love the Disco Rats... DOES sound like a cheesy place... and come on, everyone, lets get the jcw a car! Chi-town is probably chock-ful of good sign burnouts!
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Things I take seriously: My God, my ministry, and most of the time, my family. The rest of my life is a mix of sight gags, puns good and bad, slapstick comedy, and the art of making one's chair make armpit noises. (I'm much too mature to actually use my armpit.) Smile when you can; let's have some fun! I thoroughly enjoy the talent displayed on Threadless (I'm not too mature for sucking up); I have some ideas I hope to get out there. My handicap: In school, what I learned about computers: BASIC, COBOL, and how to work with the most awesome computer of it's time: The Commodore 64! Therefore my graphic skills are a work in progress, but hey, it's fun work at least!