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sara_h638
aka Sarah Symes is a 22.6 year old girl, has been a member since February 19, 2007, has scored 268 submissions, giving an average score of 1.97.
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it's not casual Friday, I just like wearing this shirt
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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at work, can't you see?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Letterman for President
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Dave Letterman is my top 10
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I farted in your cereal.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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In Canada, 1 out of 2 people make up 50% of the population
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Problem with beauty, it's like being born rich and getting poorer
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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roses r red, violets r blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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You don't love me, you just want my sherbet
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Said the chef to the diners, "I see fed people."
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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SAVE THE VEGETABLES!!! EAT A VEGATARIAN!!!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Alice da camel had 1 hump..2 humps..3 humps..making her a whore!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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the slutty vegan: eats roots and leaves.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Jake the Peg diddle iddle iddle o
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I'd lick your stamp
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I heard a good joke today
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I like to be tickled
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I forgot to do my washing. Please stand at least 1 metre away.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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i just sneezed and bit my tongue
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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i can't last a day without the internet
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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i have a credit card and i'm gonna use it
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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hi, i'm (insert name here)!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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i don't listen
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
at work
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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brush your teeth, your breath stinks.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Do my tarot
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Don't scare me, I might wet my pants!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Drink in the morn, its better for the yawn
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Excuse me did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
of 46 votes, 0% like it
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eye ear what your saying, do you nose the whole tooth?
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Fructus is a naughty word
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Government is the problem
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I have a future
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I have a future, you don't
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I like me for me
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I wish every day was Casual Friday!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Let's dance with Ellen!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Love Beer, Love you
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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of 40 votes, 0% like it
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Tweet Me!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Up the Duff!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/460319/sara_h638
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patterns are awesome. so is photography.
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