Rob is a self-centered egotist, yet drops all pretense in the presence of children and animals. With adults he is either "the funny one" or entirely unremarkable. He is too disorganized to collect anything -- but able to sustain intense focus for long stretches of time on dalliances like croquet, design, and beer. He placed third in the kitten punting contest. Rob is a web developer, but has no website, which is kind of dumb. If he met you in real life, he'd probably like you.