Hey everybody!
I guess you're some creepy stalker out to get me.
Well, my butt is protected by a crazy, karate-fighting, blonde, whacko, so you might want to find somebody else.
No matter how pretty I am.

Oh, what?
You just want to know about me?
Okay!

I'm weird.
I play drums.
I live my life to the fullest.
So full, it overflows into other people's lives.
It even fills theirs, and continues overflowing all over the world. Like a huge awesome river.
I am the ultimate warrior of justice and love and peace.
Cooler than any dumb ninja. Nyaaa!
Music is an organ of mine. Ha! Pun!
But seriously, I love the stuff. Can't get enough of it. Except crappy stuff. Like what you buttmunches listen to on the radio. Yeah, you know you do.

Anyway, I'm active, but in my own way. Sports are for kids that don't know how to release their energy by running around, goofing off, and talking loudly.

I don't really care what people think about my appearance, attitude, and whatnot.
Unless its positive, then my ego can take it.

Some advice for you?
Don't be a jerkwad. Live a little. You're not going to get in as much trouble as you think. Express yourself. Speak your mind. Live without regrets, but never without memories. Just make the decision right the first time, then you wont have to get screwed over and have to fix it. Sing. Don't believe everything you hear. Don't trust the government. Question authority. Draw. Get to know me. Get to know your friends. Get to know a stranger. Have a wonderful life!

Oh, and Haley? I'm the Jive King.