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pinchyourcheeks
pinchyourcheeks aka jess is a 24.63 year old girl, has been a member since February 12, 2007, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00, helping 0 designs get printed.
Daydreaming is like TV anytime, anywhere.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
My underarms are perpetually wet.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
pigs can fly. they flu.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
'Homo' sapiens: assisting human extinction.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Pigs can't fly, but swines flew.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Vegetables are good for you. Now, eat mine.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Excuse me? You're blocking my way.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Make Up: For Your Lack of Beauty
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I only look blue on Mondays.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Sorry, but I'm busy talking to my imaginary friend.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Waking up early gives you eyebags.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
When life gives you lemons, make a sour face.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
congratulations, you're not short-sighted.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
I'm not fat, this shirt is too small.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Excuse me, are you looking at my chest?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
An excuse, otherwise known as a polite rejection.
of 12 votes, 33% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.