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Nt3N
aka Nicolo' Canal is a 23.26 year old boy, has been a member since February 12, 2007, has scored 899 submissions, giving an average score of 0.62.
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Present is aged future
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Spelling is usually spelled different
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Things that can't be written: [blank space]
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I faced death. It just looks so lifeless...
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Follow me on my way to nowhere.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Unprintable slogan
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Good. Better. Best. Me.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Greenhouse effect is the only ecologic product of pollution
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Randomly chosen design
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Quit smoking and you'll get a free cigarette.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Wish me good luck. I'm about to rob you.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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If you are interested in eternal life, meet me in 2100.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Forgetting things is just like... Uhm...
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I know the secret for eternal life. I will tell you in 200 years.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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To spell words you only need five letters
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Death's suicidal tendencies could lead to overpopulation.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Can you keep a secret?? So can I.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Dyslexic enouhg to hvae fun wiht lteters
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Sumo fighters are pandas with no fur.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Kidnapping sumo fighters might be hard.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Do I look like a serial killer?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Smoe say yuo cna raed it aynwya
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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In case of fire, moon-walk your way to the exit.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Jump over my head to win an extra life.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Live life. Die death.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Would you believe me if I told you I always lie?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Add me to your cart, I'm on sale.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Stop cutting trees! I still need one for Christmas.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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The only way to live forever is tricking death into suicide.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I followed the route to nowhere, and got nowhere.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Nobody goes nowhere for no reason.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Differences just look the same all the time.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Differences are just the same all the time.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I am so ordinary, I set a world record.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I am the world record for normality.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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The only way to live forever is to make Death commit suicide.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I followed the route to nowhere, and got here.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Zapping is the ultimate form of indecision.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Keeping alive the Art of Discovery. Since 1492.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If I were you, I would love being like me.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Being ironic is hiding the truth behind nice words.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Thinking about tomorrow is so antique.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I feel like a kebab.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Your life is empty, let me fill it up with kebab meat.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I feel as worthless as a promotional sample.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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In event of fire, call the superheroes.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I'm so bossy I can't be fired.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Think again, it might be you second time
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Truth and lies are just alternatives of reality.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Fallen crowdsurfer
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Undo is so backwards
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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A long time ago I used to live in the future
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A blind witness is like eggs without bacon.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Am I supposed to be stared at for long?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Believe in lies! That's what they are told for.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Body building and brain training are incompatible.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Cheer up, you look so emo!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Columbus Inc. Discovering new stuff, since 1492.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Do some brain training, before you decide for body-building.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Get back to me, but never dare to drop me a line.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Guitar tapping is blasty, shoulder tapping is nasty.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I bet green is the greenest thing in earth
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I bet green is the greenest thing on earth
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I throw fast food trays in the garbage.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If you really can't hold it, drop me a line.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If your life is empty, just go for depression.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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In case of fire, yell 'fire'
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Look, we're both blind...
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Low cost fly, short breath landing.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Most things are only different because they are not the same
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Present is just past future
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Saying random things is funny as riding a rhyno in the milky way
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Sleep-moon-walker.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Stop destroying forests, I still need a Christmas tree.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Tapping is for guitar heroes, zapping is for me.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The only way to live forever is to trick Deah into suicide
of 6 votes, 50% like it
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Things that can be written: [blank space]
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Yellow+Blue=Green.
Green-Blue=Green.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Zapping is world's number one cause for remote-control extinction
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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