SnakeMan
aka Rob is a 25.14 year old boy, has been a member since February 8, 2007, has scored 1811 submissions, giving an average score of 1.72.
Blazes of glory are overrated. I prefer campfires.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
I don't have a TV but I have a window and unsuspecting neighbors.
of 67 votes, 61% like it
Sugar rots teeth, so I always pour it directly into my throat.
of 63 votes, 54% like it
A wise man once said something. And I was like whatever, dude.
of 123 votes, 71% like it
I hope this isn't a formal event.
of 143 votes, 53% like it
I'm a dog person. More person than dog, though.
of 148 votes, 64% like it
One time I bit a vampire. We were both confused.
of 102 votes, 72% like it
I like stuffed animals. They are far less likely to eat me.
of 153 votes, 55% like it
Good things never come to those who wait in the wrong line.
of 197 votes, 56% like it
Sometimes I wish I could smell colors. Except for brown.
of 214 votes, 57% like it
Checkmate: What Australians say to their waiter
of 195 votes, 53% like it
The skeletons in my closet are there to keep the monsters away.
of 205 votes, 59% like it
Due to inflation, a penny is no longer sufficient for my thoughts
of 299 votes, 72% like it
I only speak in questions?
of 245 votes, 51% like it
I can predict the future. Can too.
of 243 votes, 48% like it
Rock is dead and paper killed it.
of 291 votes, 75% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
a problem starting sentences.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
A shirt in hand is worth two in the wash.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
All this time I thought risque was a French board game
of 48 votes, 31% like it
An exclamation point is just an l on its period.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
Claustrophobia: The fear of generous fat men
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Curiosity killed the cat, but the dog got hit by a truck.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Don't give monkeys any crap. They will throw it.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
Don't hate The Game, hate 50 Cent.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Flash fires leave me breathless.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
Flat-Earth Enthusiast
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Gone daydreaming. Back in 10 minutes.
of 80 votes, 36% like it
Guns don't kill people. Sharks kill people.
of 92 votes, 30% like it
Hooray, it's the weekend! Oh, wait, I don't have a job.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
I can predict the future. [on the back] Can too!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
I didn't wear this yesterday, I just have two of these shirts.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
I don't shake hands. I know where mine have been.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
I don't take sex lightly. I do it for the kids.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I hate logic (no particular reason)
of 53 votes, 25% like it
I have super bad vision. Everywhere I look, I see McLovin.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
i just called to say i love you. oh, and feed the dog.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I'm down with penguins.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
I'm hungry. Feed me or I'll bite you.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
I'm so apathetic, I don't even know if I'm wearing this shirt
of 36 votes, 22% like it
If God meant for us to fly, he would have given us more legroom.
of 158 votes, 48% like it
If ignorance is bliss, why are you so angry?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
It's not my fault I'm irresponsible
of 50 votes, 22% like it
Kids are like goats.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but I'm a good kisser.
of 12 votes, 50% like it
Let's not, say we did, then do it and say we didn't. Ow, my head.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Life is short. Build a robot.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
Misery is a lumpy pillow.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
My grandpa beat up your grandpa.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
My parents would love you. Get away from me.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
One time I got hit by a car. Now I'm someone else's shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Opposite Day Enthusiast
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Puddles. Because pugs and poodles should totally get together
of 58 votes, 34% like it
RASPUTIN LIVES
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Rules: Suggestions in disguise
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Sorry. Sometimes I just lick things.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
Spelling: The bane of my existennce.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Stare all you want. I'm getting this booger out.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Starvation: The world's oldest diet
of 2 votes, 50% like it
The world is my canvas and ketchup is my paint.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
This is my colon -> :
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Usually I free birds. Other times I dump tap water into the ocean
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Veni, vedi, viscus - I came, I saw, I failed Latin
of 101 votes, 49% like it
WARNING: I kick cats.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
Well, this shirt IS a napkin.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
What Would Teddy Ruxpin Do?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
When I was a kid, I styled my own hair. Then the syrup ran out.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Yay for sarcasm!
of 44 votes, 20% like it
YELL MORE
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Yoga: Relax your mind, it will.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
You can't kid a kidder, but you can put sugar in his gas tank.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Your passport: Don't leave Rome without it
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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