SnakeMan
SnakeMan aka Rob is a 23.81 year old boy, has been a member since February 8, 2007, has scored 1210 submissions, giving an average score of 1.89.
If God meant for us to fly, he would have given us more legroom.
of 49 votes, 41% like it
Good things never come to those who wait in the wrong line.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
Sometimes I wish I could smell colors. Except for brown.
of 67 votes, 60% like it
Checkmate: What Australians say to their waiter
of 74 votes, 50% like it
The skeletons in my closet are there to keep the monsters away.
of 88 votes, 59% like it
Due to inflation, a penny is no longer sufficient for my thoughts
of 152 votes, 74% like it
I only speak in questions?
of 130 votes, 50% like it
I can predict the future. Can too.
of 131 votes, 44% like it
Rock is dead and paper killed it.
of 156 votes, 71% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
a problem starting sentences.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
An exclamation point is just an l on its period.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
Don't give monkeys any crap. They will throw it.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
Flash fires leave me breathless.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
Flat-Earth Enthusiast
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Gone daydreaming. Back in 10 minutes.
of 80 votes, 36% like it
Guns don't kill people. Sharks kill people.
of 92 votes, 30% like it
Hi and welcome.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
I can predict the future. [on the back] Can too!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
I didn't wear this yesterday, I just have two of these shirts.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
I don't shake hands. I know where mine have been.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
I hate logic (no particular reason)
of 53 votes, 25% like it
I'm clothes under my naked.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
I'm down with penguins.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
I'm hungry. Feed me or I'll bite you.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
I'm so apathetic, I don't even know if I'm wearing this shirt
of 36 votes, 22% like it
If ignorance is bliss, why are you so angry?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
In case of emergency, you still can't have this shirt.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
It's not my fault I'm irresponsible
of 50 votes, 22% like it
Kids are like goats.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
Laughing is contagious. Seriously. Try it at a funeral.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Misery is a lumpy pillow.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
My parents would love you. Get away from me.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
No, there isn't a mouse in my pocket.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
One time I got hit by a car. Now I'm someone else's shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Opposite Day Enthusiast
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Puddles. Because pugs and poodles should totally get together
of 58 votes, 34% like it
Rules: Suggestions in disguise
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Spelling: The bane of my existennce.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Starvation: The world's oldest diet
of 2 votes, 50% like it
The world is my canvas and ketchup is my paint.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
This is my colon -> :
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Today, I am a man. Tomorrow, who knows?
of 1 votes, 100% like it
WARNING: I kick cats.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
Well, this shirt IS a napkin.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
What Would Teddy Ruxpin Do?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
Yay for sarcasm!
of 44 votes, 20% like it
YELL MORE
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Yoga: Relax your mind, it will.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
You can't kid a kidder, but you can put sugar in his gas tank.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Your passport: Don't leave Rome without it
of 34 votes, 18% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me
My name is Rob. I live in Delaware. I can't draw to save my life. I like sleeping and rain. I play chess and poker. I don't like summer. I am a member of The Official Slogan Club.

Also, I am a fan of capital letters.
A BIG FAN.

Also, I have facial hair.

Also, I bought a new camera. It is awesome.

The Leaf
Day 20 | Waiting For The Midnight Train
Red Clouds
Day 23 | On The Road Again
Summer Sparrow
Day 24 | The Juggler


This is the definitive SnakeMan/GRAAAPAAAA portrait, courtesy of ISABOA SMASH.






People that have STP'd me:
FRICKNAWESOME
shakethesheets

Two people. So sad.


Then again, I haven't STP'd anyone. lol.
Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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