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theianmachine
theianmachine aka Vitz Einer is a 23.97 year old boy, has been a member since February 8, 2007, has scored 3400 submissions, giving an average score of 1.94.
  May 06 '09 by theianmachine        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
This sucker is going to print.

The Inherent Crisis of Individuality - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Don't even bother stopping by to give it all of your lovely lovely love. It's inevitable. It's fate. I will wear this shirt. You couldn't stop it if you tried.
  Mar 11 '09 by theianmachine        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
no, that's a lie... but... the people from guitar hero just bought a copy of my band's CD.

Very interesting...
  Feb 10 '09 by theianmachine        3 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Hey. Any final words or votes would be appreciated!

A Bagel Joke - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Thanks.
  Feb 04 '09 by theianmachine        11 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
A Bagel Joke - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

So here it is.

I'd like to say thanks so much to brett, for not only his good looks, but his skilz.

While you are at it, check brett's other design.

Hot Pepper - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
  Jan 21 '09 by theianmachine        6 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
So, I just finished up a little album I've been working on for a long time. I'd love it if you would give it a listen.

It's all free. I'm not a $$$ kind of guy, I just like to play music. (and wear shirts) .

So any way, give it a little listen.
  Jul 31 '08 by theianmachine        10 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
So, I just posted some pictures on my brand new flickr account. You see, this is exciting because I just got a camera, and I just got a wife, and we just took a rad trip. So, these are some pictures.

anyway, go vote for this shirt, so that I can wear it.

Larry the Fox doesn't feel so clever anymore. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
  May 15 '08 by theianmachine        12 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
A sly and slithering creature.

Here he is, hiding in the desert with Bin Laden
  Dec 31 '07 by theianmachine        37 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
It's a brother's tradition to go to Vermont and camp in green mountain national forest every year between Christmas and New Years. We just got back, and here is a sample of the fun.


  Dec 14 '07 by theianmachine        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
January 5th. Coming right up!
  Dec 03 '07 by theianmachine        24 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Thanks to bsweber and johnny baboon for helping me shoot this.



I used clay I dug up from a creek bed in Pennsylvania for all of this.
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