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theianmachine aka Vitz Einer is a 22.74 year old boy, has been a member since February 8, 2007, has scored 2687 submissions, giving an average score of 2.01.

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Oct 22 '07 by theianmachine

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Yoda vs Dumbledore

Who would win?

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:15pm

yoda cos he ain't no ghey

Doully on Oct 22 '07 at 11:16pm

Yoda would kick arse... Did you see him in the second star wars movie (name???).

Plus Dumbledore is ghey and would be too busy checking out Yoda's purple light sabre.

Fermata on Oct 22 '07 at 11:16pm

Darn it, beat me to it.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:18pm

by second star wars movie, you do mean empire strikes back, right?

theianmachine on Oct 22 '07 at 11:18pm

but yoda is an ancient midget with only lasers and the force. Dumbledore has serious powers.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:19pm

only the force? you realize he can do anything with those powers.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:19pm

what lasers?

dumbledore's a douchebag.

Doully on Oct 22 '07 at 11:20pm

Nah, the 'second' one that is the fifth one... Attack of the Clones?

theianmachine on Oct 22 '07 at 11:20pm

Shirtflirt: Crucio

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:21pm

crucio?

ugh, yoda sucks in all the new(er) ones.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:22pm

lol @ crucio

Doully on Oct 22 '07 at 11:22pm

Agreed, I don't like the new ones... But he is damn fast in them.

theianmachine on Oct 22 '07 at 11:23pm

Yoda discovered mountain dew in the new ones.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:24pm

yeah he is. too slick.

when young luke goes to teh degobah system in the earlier star wars, that's the true yoda; slow, omnipotent, and green as dank bud.

marblecargirl on Oct 22 '07 at 11:24pm

Fuckin Dumbledore dude!

Pizazz on Oct 22 '07 at 11:25pm

Dumbydore FTW. He and his ELDER WAND and AMAZING INTELLECT and SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS would OWN yoda.

Todow on Oct 22 '07 at 11:26pm

The Force is better than magic and Light Sabers are better than wands.

No contest.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:27pm

yoda is a master. so, as far as intelligence goes and skills, none surpass the master. true, dumbledick has a 'wand' which he waves around.
yoda uses his mind and/or light saber if he feels like it.

he could make dumbledore straight.
dumbledore can't make yoda tall

yoda wins.

theianmachine on Oct 22 '07 at 11:27pm

But, dumbledore would never hurt yoda. He would insist on believing the best about him and wait for him to come around.

Stevethegreat on Oct 22 '07 at 11:27pm

yoda is patient and waits for his moment to attack and then it's over as quickly as you can say "luuuuke..........there.......is........a.......nother............skyy.........waaalk...............................................err"

theianmachine on Oct 22 '07 at 11:29pm

seriously though, a summoning charm beats the force any day. And that's only 1 of thousands of spells.

Stevethegreat on Oct 22 '07 at 11:29pm

the force doesn't need any damn spells.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:31pm

spells come from the force.
yoda has infinite patience.

Todow on Oct 22 '07 at 11:32pm

seriously though, a summoning charm beats the force any day. And that's only 1 of thousands of spells.

Are you kidding me?

marblecargirl on Oct 22 '07 at 11:34pm

Dumbledore's beard kicks Yoda's beard's aaaass!

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:35pm

dubledore needs a beard cos he's ghey

marblecargirl on Oct 22 '07 at 11:36pm

ouch

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:36pm

2 informal a person who carries out a transaction, typically a bet, for someone else in order to conceal the other's identity. • a person who pretends to have a romantic or sexual relationship with someone else in order to conceal the other's true sexual orientation.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:37pm

it's a pun! and it's my new slogan

theianmachine on Oct 22 '07 at 11:38pm

I think that dumbledore, like morrisey, is actually asexual.

marblecargirl on Oct 22 '07 at 11:39pm

submit

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:39pm

well, unfortunately dumbledore's creator said he's not straight.

marblecargirl on Oct 22 '07 at 11:39pm

I just told my roommate that she was asexual... so that's an odd coincidence.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:42pm

did she agree and say 'oh my god, i don't like cock or cunt!'

theianmachine on Oct 22 '07 at 11:43pm

I don't really understand the whole thing about him being gay. Sure, sure, she said that he is, but in the books he is not. He's asexual.

Outside of the books, he doesn't exist. So... how is he gay?

iPear on Oct 22 '07 at 11:45pm

Yoda would rape dumbledore, Dumbledore would like it, and then own Yoda.

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:46pm

oh, now we're getting logical here? we're talking about 2 foot tall green, giant-eared taoist master who exists in a movie
versus a witch or warlock whatever he is who casts spells on people?

calm down

theianmachine on Oct 22 '07 at 11:48pm

all right all right, you have a point

marblecargirl on Oct 22 '07 at 11:53pm

alls i know is, i don't care about muppets, but i totally want Dumbledore to be my grandpa

shirtflirt on Oct 22 '07 at 11:57pm

im just glad i don't know what dumbledore even looks like.

marblecargirl on Oct 22 '07 at 11:58pm

haHA! Deal with that!