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theianmachine aka Vitz Einer is a 22.7 year old boy, has been a member since February 8, 2007, has scored 2687 submissions, giving an average score of 2.01.

URL: http://www.thelookmachine.com

Oct 08 '07 by theianmachine

34 Comments

Watch this

A sinking feeling

So, I started subbing some slogans. I'm certainly not a genious of one liners, but since I can't draw, paint, or design, I figured it was a way that I could hang out on this here web site and feel like I am contributing.

Well, it's a sad feeling to start with a good score, then just watch them plummet. But it's kind of addicting too. I'm like, Hm... wonder how many people have voted now. People keep voting but it seems like after the first 5 or 10 votes everybody goes with OMG no.

It's OK, 'm not here for sympathy or votes. I will probe the mind of threadless and soon will be subbing blazing slogans that will blow your mind. You just wait.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 08 '07 at 10:20pm

waiting....

marblecargirl on Oct 08 '07 at 10:22pm

burn

I voted on your slogans.

Also, you look almost just like my friend Brice.

That is all.

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 10:24pm

well then your friend brice is a very beardly fellow.

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 10:24pm

Johnny, what are you waiting for?

marblecargirl on Oct 08 '07 at 10:26pm

Yes. It's true about the beardliness.

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 10:27pm

People think I'm canadian because of my beard

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 10:33pm

Is Brice Canadian?

marblecargirl on Oct 08 '07 at 10:34pm

People almost never think I'm Canadian.

and no, Brice is not Canadian. But I tell him to pretend he is.

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 10:37pm

is number 12, your man, brice? Because if so, I don't believe you that he's not canadian.

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 10:40pm

A canadian I met in Nepal thought I must be canadian because, aside from my paul bunyan beard, he said I had a "very soft accent" funny.

bsweber on Oct 08 '07 at 10:45pm

did someone say bryce canyon?

goldensara on Oct 08 '07 at 10:50pm

wow that canyon is *awsooome*

and in answer to the blog, I used to be the same way when I first started subbing slogans but basically I just learned to delete the ones I didnt like or had low scores and kept on subbing!

so anyways, keep doing what youre doing. and you might think of joining the slogan club, the competitions can get your brain juices running. :D

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 10:52pm

Hey, thanks for the advice and encouragement!

I love bryce canyon!!!

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 10:53pm

Speaking of canyons, I love canyon de chelly! Anybody ever been there?

bsweber on Oct 08 '07 at 10:54pm

my sister has

Answerthatandstayfashionable on Oct 08 '07 at 10:54pm

you spelled vegetarian wrong.

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 11:05pm

Woops. I'm lucky if I can spell my own name.

How often does threadless print a text tee?

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 11:07pm

BS, I'm sure you would love it there! and you'd probably recognize it.

Ansel Adams worked there. That's where this shot is from.

outline on Oct 08 '07 at 11:09pm

you also spelled caffeine wrong...

and usually a type tee is printed every other week i believe

bsweber on Oct 08 '07 at 11:13pm

yeah, i'm sure it's awesome--i've been to the grand canyon, but not that one

and lately they haven't been printing as many type tees it seems

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 11:15pm

wow, I never would have known how to spell that. I guess maybe I should spell check things.

chelly on Oct 08 '07 at 11:17pm

dude

canyon de chelly

yo

chelly on Oct 08 '07 at 11:18pm

as for the slogans, if mine hit fifty votes and are under twenty percent i just ditch them. they tend to not get much attention unless i sub more, but i'm none too witty. just keep at it and people will keep coming back.

outline on Oct 08 '07 at 11:19pm

haha wow i sounded like such a bitch in that comment

english isn't even my first language so i shouldn't talk about spelling things wrong...

ha foreigners

chelly on Oct 08 '07 at 11:19pm

you spelled it caffine

i think you mean caffeine

chelly on Oct 08 '07 at 11:19pm

or...whatever way it is spelled

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 11:24pm

like I said, Vitz Einer is hard enough for me to spell, even though it's my name. Don't get me started on other words.

theianmachine on Oct 08 '07 at 11:24pm

and chelly, it's your canyon.

chelly on Oct 08 '07 at 11:37pm

yeh, i'm pretty popular around those parts. so they named a canyon after me. i don't brag about it too often though. i mean, people tend to treat you different once they find out that you are famous. i know you understand, since you are THEianmachine.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 09 '07 at 12:05am

you told us to wait for your mind blowing slogans... duh

btw - the bomb threat joke was mean, but funny

marblecargirl on Oct 09 '07 at 12:12am

I've been to chelly's canyon, if you know what I mean....

eh? ehhhh?

chelly on Oct 09 '07 at 12:17am

*hi fives mcg*

that's what i'm talkin' 'bout!

heyheyitsme on Oct 09 '07 at 12:20am

i scored your slogans...didn't realize you could just go into someone's profile and score their slogans all at once but now i know:) i like the "statistics are 87% overrated"

marblecargirl on Oct 09 '07 at 12:27am

*high fives chelly back*

choo know it!

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