Short people are vicious.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Penguins: They're already dressed for the party.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Think outside of the box. I would but I don't know how to get out
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I was a cute baby. Really!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Wait . . . what does your t-shirt say?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I hate you people who live in warm places.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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You're so shellfish!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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My heart is spicy.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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A hammer will NOT make my head better! Don't even try it.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My cat is a champion of upholstery shredding.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Shake your bangles.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Herpetology does not make me think of snakes.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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"Uh-oh."
"What?"
"I pooted."
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Watch out for flying llamas!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Egyptian Chickens are going to take over the world.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Pie! Without it I'd die.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Wait . . . what was I doing again?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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