Help an illiterate person. Tell me what my shirt says.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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(written in braille) If you can read this, stop touching me.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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If I wanted to talk, would I have words on my shirt?
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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An 'e' for an 'i' makes a blind world bl{e}nd.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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I'm not crazy. The voices even said so.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Hug a tree. If it hugs back, scream and run!
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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Free Food is healthier than the stuff you buy yourself.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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I wore slacks before it was cool. It is cool, right?
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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I have music inside of me...I swallowed my ipod.
of 70 votes, 20% like it
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I enjoy making obscure references...end quote.
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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There's no 'i' in team...there's no 'u' in coach either.
of 79 votes, 28% like it
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There's no 'i' in team...but there's one in champion.
of 77 votes, 29% like it
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An 'i' for an 'e' makes the whole world blend.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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A watched pot never boils, unless you have heat vision.
of 70 votes, 30% like it
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2 heads are better than 1, though it makes for awkward dates
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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I love ending sentences prepositions with.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Beauty is skin deep. The rest is pretty ugly.
of 72 votes, 32% like it
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Forgive and forget...so you can begrudge all over again.
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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The lazyworm dodges the earlybird.
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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Drug addicts: My anti drug.
of 74 votes, 39% like it
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Never judge a book by its cover. The spine is more efficient.
of 79 votes, 39% like it
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All that glitters is not gold. There's also diamonds.
of 81 votes, 21% like it
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All good things must have an end, but misery is eternal.
of 81 votes, 19% like it
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If you can't say something nice, say it while driving.
of 87 votes, 37% like it
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Boogers can't be pickers.
of 81 votes, 30% like it
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A quiet sea never made a skilled mariner...or a dead one.
of 78 votes, 18% like it
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I'm really much smarter than I talk like.
of 81 votes, 28% like it
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Look before you leap, the adrenaline rush is amazing!
of 82 votes, 30% like it
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Zombies are purple too.
of 76 votes, 21% like it
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All blanket statements are false.
of 76 votes, 22% like it
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Really, I'm just as bad at my day job.
of 78 votes, 33% like it
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Oh, I'm sure ignorance is just a myth.
of 80 votes, 38% like it
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Where are we going? and why are we in this handbasket?
of 75 votes, 25% like it
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That which doesn't kill us, makes us wish it had.
of 87 votes, 26% like it
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You should spend less time ___, & more time ___ young (man/la
of 85 votes, 13% like it
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Evolution hasn't been good to you.
of 86 votes, 21% like it
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The real me is a real jerk.
of 86 votes, 19% like it
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Billionaires are the new millionaires.
of 88 votes, 25% like it
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