Glorifiedg
Glorifiedg aka Warren Tenney is a 29.79 year old boy, has been a member since February 5, 2007, has scored 2325 submissions, giving an average score of 3.97.
Hug a tree. If it hugs back, scream and run!
of 54 votes, 19% like it
Free Food is healthier than the stuff you buy yourself.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
I wore slacks before it was cool. It is cool, right?
of 51 votes, 14% like it
I have music inside of me...I swallowed my ipod.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
I enjoy making obscure references...end quote.
of 65 votes, 23% like it
There's no 'i' in team...there's no 'u' in coach either.
of 73 votes, 26% like it
There's no 'i' in team...but there's one in champion.
of 70 votes, 26% like it
An 'i' for an 'e' makes the whole world blend.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
A watched pot never boils, unless you have heat vision.
of 63 votes, 27% like it
2 heads are better than 1, though it makes for awkward dates
of 59 votes, 24% like it
I love ending sentences prepositions with.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
Beauty is skin deep. The rest is pretty ugly.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
Forgive and forget...so you can begrudge all over again.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
The lazyworm dodges the earlybird.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
Drug addicts: My anti drug.
of 68 votes, 37% like it
Never judge a book by its cover. The spine is more efficient.
of 73 votes, 37% like it
All that glitters is not gold. There's also diamonds.
of 77 votes, 19% like it
All good things must have an end, but misery is eternal.
of 77 votes, 17% like it
If you can't say something nice, say it while driving.
of 81 votes, 35% like it
Boogers can't be pickers.
of 75 votes, 27% like it
A quiet sea never made a skilled mariner...or a dead one.
of 74 votes, 16% like it
I'm really much smarter than I talk like.
of 76 votes, 26% like it
Look before you leap, the adrenaline rush is amazing!
of 77 votes, 29% like it
Zombies are purple too.
of 72 votes, 21% like it
Question anyone who thinks they've found the answer.
of 72 votes, 28% like it
All blanket statements are false.
of 72 votes, 21% like it
Really, I'm just as bad at my day job.
of 73 votes, 32% like it
Oh, I'm sure ignorance is just a myth.
of 75 votes, 36% like it
Where are we going? and why are we in this handbasket?
of 70 votes, 23% like it
That which doesn't kill us, makes us wish it had.
of 83 votes, 25% like it
You should spend less time ___, & more time ___ young (man/la
of 81 votes, 14% like it
Evolution hasn't been good to you.
of 82 votes, 21% like it
The real me is a real jerk.
of 82 votes, 17% like it
Billionaires are the new millionaires.
of 83 votes, 24% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I <heart> dingbats.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
Myself Inc. (a limited liability corporation)
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Plastic surgery is like second nature to me.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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All about me
I am a really nice guy. I mean nice. No, I'm not kidding. One time, I even rescued a puppy from a runaway walrus. Don't ask me how these two got together, but it was a real awkward situation, believe me. It took several hours, but I managed to smooth the whole thing over without hurting the walrus' feelings.

Update: May 12, '08
Update: David Thorley
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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