Despite being a silent blogless Threadless user for so long, I could not just bite my tongue when I saw that this ABOMINATION was being printed.

Capitalism is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY for written expression, as it communicates many vital pieces of information in ways that lower case letters simply cannot. For example, EMPHASIS, Proper Nouns, and A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S. Oh, and don't even get me started on legibility.

I am shocked - SHOCKED - at your support of a shirt that is making such a blatantly ignorant and offensive attack on our writing system. Think of the Germans - they capitalize the first letter of ALL OF THEIR NOUNS! What would they do without capital letters, hmm? "Is that a fork or is that tasty, I DON'T KNOW!" Only without the upper case at the end because THEY WOULDN'T HAVE IT.

I can only hope that you recognize and rectify this heinous misdeed, Threadless (or should I say threadless?)

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. What's next, "down with adverbs"? "Down with pronouns"? This is a SLIPPERY SLOPE which will surely lead to utter linguistic anarchy!