So I watched The Brave Little Toaster for the first time in years and years last night with my girlfriends four year old and holy shit, that movie is completely out of it's fucking mind!
I mean, I remembered it quite fondly and it really is a well made movie (some very cheap animation aside) but holy crap, some of the stuff that happens in that movie makes no sense...like at all... the part in the forrest with with animals was just way too weird...the thing with all the frankenstien animals in that dudes store...and then a dog driving a monster truck!!! WTF? and don't get me started on the scary...sorry...utterly terrifying parts, which I think scared me as a kid and still gave me the bajeezies last night...the air conditioner blowing up, the toaster getting chased by the devil clown and the sheer terror of the "master" nearly getting turned into block puree by the car crusher... god damn unusually enough, my gf's little one didn't seem affected at all by this, she's got more guts than I had at that age for sure
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"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
-Albert Einstein |