Profile for peater - Asymmetric body parts :D

peater aka Peter is 22.57 years old, has been a member since February 1, 2007, has scored 290 submissions, giving an average score of 2.20.

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Dec 18 '07 by peater

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Asymmetric body parts :D

do you have demz?

So I went to the gym with my dad today (kind of embarrassing in its own right) and we totally pumped iron. The mirrors by the free weights are kind of unavoidable, and I noticed that my right arm is GINORMOUS compared to my left.

I'm not talking just a little asymmetry here... one half of me is like, a fetus, and the other like an android claw. I hardly ever work out, usually, so uneven weights shouldn't be an issue.

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I think i could take this dude.

whisper in water on Dec 18 '07 at 7:44pm

Like Reggie from Lady in the Water???

margolove on Dec 18 '07 at 7:45pm

when I played softball, my right shoulder was very noticeably larger the my left (from a back view)

margolove on Dec 18 '07 at 7:45pm

also, the fingers on my left hand are longer than the right ones... although my right thumb is bigger.

Polyester Jones on Dec 18 '07 at 7:46pm

aha, I was just going to say that...
you don't work in an ice cream parlour do you?

splend0r on Dec 18 '07 at 7:47pm

my left wrist is really strong and has big muscles... not sure why.

whisper in water on Dec 18 '07 at 7:47pm

I'm pretty much symmetrical in terms of sizes, but my back is crooked :(

peater on Dec 18 '07 at 7:47pm

ahaha, deanna, yes. a lot like that. except no dog tags.

naw, i don't scoop ice cream. Though that may exacerbate the problem.

amaliaslash on Dec 18 '07 at 7:47pm

haaaaaaaaaaaaa! his arm!!

whisper in water on Dec 18 '07 at 7:48pm

lol @ splendor

peater on Dec 18 '07 at 7:48pm

it's more my shoulder than the arm, really. It makes me look humpback-y.

jet approves on Dec 18 '07 at 7:50pm

mine is like that too!

margolove on Dec 18 '07 at 7:50pm

left foot is bigger, too

weird.

chemi hydro on Dec 18 '07 at 7:51pm

Yep, it's wierd. One of my penises is much larger than the other 4.

What I'm saying is...I HAVE 5 PENISES!

(Peni?)

peater on Dec 18 '07 at 7:52pm

psht.

gw had thirty.

margolove on Dec 18 '07 at 7:52pm

that motherfucker had like... thirty goddamn dicks!

flourpower on Dec 18 '07 at 7:54pm

peater -- a guy I fenced with in hs was like that. But like, ridiculously drastically so. One shoulder was like 3 inches higher than the other. He was very skinny and trained/lifted a lot (he's on the world team), so that may have been part of it, but last I heard he was looking into it being medical.

My right foot is slightly bigger than my left. Which makes it even harder to find shoes, gah.

margolove on Dec 18 '07 at 7:55pm

what weirds me out is that it's my NON-dominant appendages that are larger.

chemi hydro on Dec 18 '07 at 7:55pm

I'm not trying to win a contest here.

I'm trying to win it at a Chuck-E-Cheese that's right next to a liquor store

peater on Dec 18 '07 at 7:55pm

yess i was counting on you to get that

also, my head is very lumpy/asymmetrical as well. otherwise, it's really quite streamlined and aerodynamic.

whisper in water on Dec 18 '07 at 7:59pm

What I'm saying is...I HAVE 5 PENISES!

(Peni?)

It's actually "penes." Pronounced "pee-neez"

No joke.

loserbeech on Dec 18 '07 at 8:01pm

My big toes are different. That's about it.

FionaB on Dec 18 '07 at 8:04pm

uh
I have a hitch hikers thumb on my right hand but not on my left

chemi hydro on Dec 18 '07 at 8:05pm

I don't think anyone who has one (or 5) would wan't to call them "pee-neez", unless they were one of the carebears, or the Paw-Paws, or the Monchichis, or something else cutesy and or woodland.

margolove on Dec 18 '07 at 8:08pm

oh, and one of my pinkies is crooked and the other isn't.

'cause I'm pretty sure I broke one of them.

chemi hydro on Dec 18 '07 at 9:11pm

oh, and one of my pee-neez is crooked and the other isn't.

'cause I'm pretty sure I broke one of them.

7 days later

lenabean on Dec 26 '07 at 1:22pm

my bottom half is a fish tail and my left fin is shinier than my right

avalanche_lily on Dec 26 '07 at 1:27pm

Um hello? How about Shannon "I-keep-my-head-tilted-so-no-one-will-notice-my-eyes-are-crooked" Daugherty?

margolove on Dec 26 '07 at 1:27pm

AHAHAHAHA SHANNON DOHERTY

her eyes are so oddly uneven :(

avalanche_lily on Dec 26 '07 at 1:28pm

It always baffled me when I used to watch Beverly Hills 90210.

avalanche_lily on Dec 26 '07 at 1:28pm

I mean didn't watch...

margolove on Dec 26 '07 at 1:28pm

Heathers, too

margolove on Dec 26 '07 at 1:28pm

hahahaha

chelly on Dec 26 '07 at 1:29pm

hahahahahahaa

avalanche_lily on Dec 26 '07 at 1:29pm

Ah yes! No wonder Daugherty was coming up with so few images!

avalanche_lily on Dec 26 '07 at 1:31pm

She's thinking, "Maybe this will distract them!"

chelly on Dec 26 '07 at 2:02pm

plus, the hair covering her eyes...

i noticed her wonky eyes but never her constant head tilt

perhaps she should try a tilted hat

peater on Dec 26 '07 at 2:05pm

and she tilted it the wrong way, in that picture

t4sh on Dec 26 '07 at 2:07pm

this blog made me LOL!

chelly on Dec 26 '07 at 2:09pm

tilt her head one way = fix her eyes
tilt her head the other way = fix her buubs

chelly on Dec 26 '07 at 2:10pm

or should i say buUbs

peater on Dec 26 '07 at 2:13pm

bübs!!

margolove on Dec 26 '07 at 2:20pm

ahahaha chellz

littlem on Dec 26 '07 at 2:24pm

my left breast is bigger than...

wait.

my right breast is smaller than my left.

littlem on Dec 26 '07 at 2:24pm

it's wrong to say 'big' or 'bigger' in the same sentence as 'my breast.'

caleb haws on Dec 26 '07 at 2:27pm

well, i had a hernia for about six years, so yeah. just guess.

peater on Dec 26 '07 at 2:32pm

Was it really bad? like, could people tell if you're just walking down the street?

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 26 '07 at 2:36pm

what's wrong with "breast" and "big"??

My septum is kind of crooked and bulges to the left, so that my left nostril is a little bit smaller than my right, aperture-wise.

Also, my shoulders are uneven. like, where the collar bone meets the top of the arm. it's all knobby on my left, while my right shoulder is smooth, broad, and amazing.

and mysteriously i only have a spleen on one side of my body. i have to lean to the side to compensate for the off balance-ness.

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