I'm allergic to romance.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I was made in the 80's.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Spontaneous intelligence is a side effect of being my friend.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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There was a explosion in my noggin
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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This is the shirt I was telling you about.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I can show how I am cooler than you in two words: This shirt.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I can explain how I am cooler than you in two words: This shirt.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I prefer to speak in 'enlightened rigmarole.'
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I bleed in CMYK
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I am almost completely convinced that I am not who I say I am.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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coffee. now. please.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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don't bother. really.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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connection has timed out. go away.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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This font is ugly.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I am currently undergoing routine maintenance. Please stand by.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I can walk on water. Want to see?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I prefer to scribble.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I was playing Nintendo before you were even born.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I am wearing this shirt because it smelled the least.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Your boyfriend left this t-shirt at my house.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I wore black before it was cool.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Shhhh! Im sleeping!
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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My belief is that I don't need to believe in anything.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I have tattoos where you can't see.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Girls like boys who like boys; Boys like girls who like girls.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I refuse to color within the lines.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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Don't ask me to fix your problems.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Are those x-ray glasses you're wearing?
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Guess what I have on under this shirt.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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I must insist you stop staring at my chest.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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You should keep that to yourself.
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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I have more toys than you.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I'm on a mission to Mars.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I ooze intelligence.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I try hard to look like I don't try hard.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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