Who said I was looking for any Droids!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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get down with yer good self
of 65 votes, 3% like it
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Flatulence is always funny
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Otters - Gotta free them all!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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My brother is obsessed with otters!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Short, fat and ugly, but don't let that fool you!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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World leader in useless platitudes.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Be pretentious - Quote Latin!
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Religion - If you believe that, you'll believe anything!
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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Religion - Someone, somewhere, made it all up!
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Pie Eating Specialist!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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When I die, I want to be stuffed!
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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I assure you officer, I've only had a few ales
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Oh, oh, pick me, pick me!
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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Life's too short to drink mediocre beer
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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How does Donald Trump get his hair to do that?
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Why doesn't anyone whistle anymore?
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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I'm really bendy
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I'm wearing a chest wig
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Under this T-Shirt is a very fine chest of hair
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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I want to die with dignity - Just like Elvis did
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Pull your pants up!
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Smug mode: ACTIVATED
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Under this t-shirt is a fine chest wig
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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If only farts were visible
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Oh no! Not another dream/reality mix-up?
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I (heart) mechanically retrieved meat
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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mechanically retrieved meat is good for you
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Americans are mostly fat
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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That Satan sounds like a neat guy
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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I have an English accent
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Celine - Why the long face?
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Oh you're English - Do you know Elton John?
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Lets touch each others rude parts
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Once a bastard always a bastard
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Some people are just born bastards
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Kids should just grow up!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Batman is my favourite vigilante!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Pedal steels are cool
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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It would be much easier if Humans just laid eggs
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Foodsavers suck
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Kings Rule!
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Queens Rule!
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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I'm glad I'm not French
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Is Clint Eastwood Stan Laurel's Son?
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Lets Retox!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Oxygen Thief!
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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Someone, somewhere, made it up
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Bacon, eggs & maple syrup? Are you mad?
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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What does teen spirit smell like?
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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You are an oxygen thief
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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I used to put underpants on my head and pretend to be a diver
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I'm bored now
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Dirk Benedict for President
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Great Britsh Swearwords; Bollocks, Wanker & Twat!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Roll on death
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Tea should be a savoury drink
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I dance like Dick Van Dyke
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Cricket is not boring!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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People who quote Latin are wankers
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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No I didn't have a rough night, I'm just ugly!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Free the otters
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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boozehound
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Tromboning is not for me
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I've just dropped the kids off at the pool!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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No one loves a buttmunch
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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men should NEVER use hair straighteners!
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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miserable music makes me happy
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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flick that bean
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I'm baking one
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Can't... seem... to move!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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If only i could reach my sword...
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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would you like to go halves on a bastard?
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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have I missed the cake?
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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pie-eating is a speciality of mine
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not looking for any droids
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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get down with your good self
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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cats are cool
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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