iFDL
iFDL aka Jeffrey Kalmikoff is a 29.35 year old boy, has been a member since March 2, 2002, has scored 8824 submissions, giving an average score of 0.84.
Alumni Club Member
URL: http://www.callmejeffrey.com
AIM: fancyjeffrey
Your muscles are no match for my grammar
of 42 votes, 26% like it
If I was a tiger, you'd be in danger.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Not a radical Muslim, just radical.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
Witches ain't shit but hoes with sticks
of 75 votes, 32% like it
I'm jewishish
of 74 votes, 27% like it
NASCAR fans are race-ists
of 137 votes, 38% like it
School is for loosers.
of 454 votes, 12% like it
Honk if you love honkeys.
of 455 votes, 15% like it
My dad can beat up your mom.
of 707 votes, 17% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Adjective. Noun. Ever.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
Meadow Ladies are for Lovers.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Straightedge girls are SXE.
of 985 votes, 14% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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All about me
I'm your average 29-year-old tattooed metal-head with an eye for design and nose for tomfoolery. Any time not spent with my wife and small family of cats (named Murder, Mick Mars and Alabama) is spent as partner and Chief Creative Officer of the Chicago-based, community-business-centric skinnyCorp. The focus of my work is design and strategy for skinnyCorp's numerous community-based web projects.

My work has been published numerous times, and he has had the pleasure of speaking for students and peers all over the world from MIT to the University of Copenhagen to CNN to NPR.
Update: Sep 04, '08
Update: Ken Marshall
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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