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iFDL aka Jeffrey Kalmikoff is a 29.59 year old boy, has been a member since March 2, 2002, has scored 9060 submissions, giving an average score of 0.84.

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Sep 29 '08 by iFDL

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The band in the product photo...

about When Pandas Attack

Just so you guys know, the band who appears in the product shots for "When Pandas Attack" are called IWRESTLEDABEARONCE, and in my humble opinion - they are awesome.

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You can also check them out here.

parasitemite on Sep 29 '08 at 12:43pm

I thought they looked familiar! That chick has amazing vocals...

PrettyMaryK on Sep 29 '08 at 12:43pm

Sounded like someone was getting strangled for 3 minutes and 22 seconds.

Arch-Stanton on Sep 29 '08 at 1:27pm

fucking brutal, thanks

martiandrivein on Sep 29 '08 at 1:29pm

wtf @ brutal chick... she's super extra brutal.

[+duracell-] on Sep 29 '08 at 1:31pm

pfft, i wouldnt call that music

DaniellesGarden on Sep 29 '08 at 1:43pm

ha ha.. love it.

lunchboxbrain on Sep 29 '08 at 1:50pm

thatshitisfuckingcrazyawesomeinsane

Torakamikaze on Sep 29 '08 at 1:51pm

i would like to listen to this later so I may give my opinion as to whether or not it should be called music

SoulfumeInc on Sep 29 '08 at 1:53pm

its like a beautiful mix between old school ETID and OTEP

muchmaster on Sep 29 '08 at 2:50pm

around 1min 1/2 it gets pretty cool. The screaming though is a bit off the hook.

mezo on Sep 29 '08 at 2:51pm

I like that they don't seem to take themselves too seriously.
I also like that they sound like BTBAM.

Soulfume & I like acronyms.

SM Designs on Sep 29 '08 at 2:55pm

The name of the song is "tastes like kevin bacon", that's funny.

I got say, I liked it.

SoulfumeInc on Sep 29 '08 at 2:57pm

^5!

these guys dont take themselves seriously either.....at all

and they're amazing.

SoulfumeInc on Sep 29 '08 at 2:58pm

the user disabled embedding :/

13strong on Sep 29 '08 at 6:01pm

Like a comedy, pop version of Rolo Tomassi.

Rolo Tomassi are better. :)

johntiki on Sep 29 '08 at 6:14pm

Both these bands are dirty (the good dirty).

@SoulfumeInc: I saw Every time I Die at Warped and they were freakin' ill (the good ill).

jacasimov on Sep 29 '08 at 7:58pm

God, that's awesome. I've had this song stuck in my head for three days now and have been unable to get it out of there. I tried singing it, humming it, playing it on my kid's Casio...nothing. Now at last I can rest.

They are to music what Mr. Bean is to truck driving.

ofthecoast on Sep 29 '08 at 8:06pm

how... do you make your voice do that?/

my throat hurts just listening to it.

ivejustquitsmoking on Sep 29 '08 at 8:25pm

that's effin awesome

KBShakedown on Sep 29 '08 at 8:27pm

0:23-0:43 is excellent.

RobertSilver on Sep 29 '08 at 8:33pm

wowowowowowoww thats totally great

theenjoisk8r on Sep 29 '08 at 11:15pm

HA! i like their Tim & Eric-esque background and mirror effects.
i like it.

fouad on Sep 30 '08 at 6:17am

OMG
WHat a Vocal better than arch enemy :D

SoulfumeInc on Sep 30 '08 at 7:42am

@SoulfumeInc: I saw Every time I Die at Warped and they were freakin' ill (the good ill).

yeah dude, I've seen them at warped a couple times and they've been to Chicago twice since I moved here and they always put on a good live show. not to mention Keith is hilarious

Mikko Terva on Sep 30 '08 at 2:53pm

hahah great albeit surprising

Malcolm Man on Sep 30 '08 at 3:00pm

Hahahahaha, so many genera's meshed in to one video.

So weird. I lolllled.

THANATOSdist on Sep 30 '08 at 10:44pm

Taste Like Kevin Bacon if you ask me

such a good band and a great song!

Dr Thunder on Oct 02 '08 at 1:51am

That is just ridiculous. Not in the good way. I mean, yeah the singer has talent because lets face it. A lot of people arent capable of what she does. But everything else is just NOT musical. You just drum fast and play simple notes in quick bursts. I like my screamo every once in a while but seriously, that was stupid and a waste of time. Now, dont take this post as an attack on anyone else. I mean no disrespect by it. I just dont understand how this is "music"

snaggle tooth on Oct 02 '08 at 2:06pm

I like how Joe is modeling their shirt on their myspace page.

3 days later

13strong on Oct 06 '08 at 11:17am

"But everything else is just NOT musical. You just drum fast and play simple notes in quick bursts."

So you play notes and it has a rhythm? Sounds musical to me.

Why don't you expand your understanding of what music can be? Nobody's saying you have to like it, but that just makes it BAD music, in your opinion. It's stupid to say that it's not music at all. It quite blatantly is.

SoulfumeInc on Oct 06 '08 at 11:51am

Dr Thunder, do you categorize "art" like you do "music" ?

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