Impenetrable tickle fortress
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Nomads die wandering.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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***Super Amazing T-Shirt of Invisibility***
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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There's a party in my pants. Wanna let it out?
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Sometimes this shirt is pyjamas.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Objects in this shirt may be closer than they appear.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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.rorrim a ni ti daer uoy fi esnes sekam ylno sihT
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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There's more to me than this great chest. Like my ass.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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My hips don't lie (but my ass is full of sh*t)
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Bring it! (and just put it over there, thanks very much)
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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I'm unpredictable. Rabbit truck.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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If you can wear this... we're probably the same size.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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Well worn and worn well
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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My hips don't lie (but they're not exactly honest either)
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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It’s getting cold in here. I may put more clothes on.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Coming soon - boobs!
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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My shirt don’t stink.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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My other shirt is a BMW. It's very uncomfortable.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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this shirt's not that fond of you either
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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. this is beside the point
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Stranger than fiction. That's like, really really fiction.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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My shirt is chafing me. .
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Will flirt for food. (buy me dinner?)
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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You can’t touch this! But go ahead, smell.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is my freak (and it is like, on)
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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You don't own me. Wanna rent?
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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if you can read this.. THEN THIS SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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