I just bounced another reality check.
of 50 votes, 72% like it
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Skyscrapers: because someone needs to clean the atmosphere.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
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Go green! Unless you're food. I don't want you to spoil.
of 51 votes, 35% like it
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I have multiple personalities, and we don't like you!
of 57 votes, 63% like it
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Freud believes in egos, I believe in alter egos.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Even in my own biography, I'm just a supporting character.
of 55 votes, 65% like it
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Legos are my building blocks of life.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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If I was a piano I'd tune you out.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Bad news sounds better in a musical.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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I took a ride in the washing machine and survived.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I have the heart of a drummer, that's why I'm a little offbeat.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Begging for change, doesn't make cents.
of 47 votes, 51% like it
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My actions speak louder than words, but I'm on mute.
of 50 votes, 38% like it
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Crime doesn't pay unless you're a bank robber.
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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Sidewalk chalk is for amateur graffitist.
of 52 votes, 46% like it
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I traded magic beans for this shirt... I miss my beans.
of 57 votes, 74% like it
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I really want to high-five your face.
of 57 votes, 74% like it
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I'd play bass, but I might get in treble.
of 44 votes, 59% like it
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The ceiling is stifling my ability to hit the roof.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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I'd be easier to dress if I was invisible.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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Cavemen grafittied, and no one said a thing.
of 64 votes, 45% like it
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Please see reverse for ingredients.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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Act natural, they haven't caught onto us yet.
of 80 votes, 40% like it
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You just stepped on my imaginary friend.
of 86 votes, 56% like it
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I miss playgrounds.
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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It's time to unexpect the expected.
of 75 votes, 33% like it
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Remember when you were reading my shirt, and I stole your wallet.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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Don't stare. My shirt has feelings too.
of 89 votes, 31% like it
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Life would be better with subtitles.
of 115 votes, 52% like it
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Cotton died to make this shirt.
of 101 votes, 48% like it
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If I was a turtle, this would be my shell.
of 84 votes, 26% like it
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