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iluvtees
iluvtees aka Patricia is a 23.07 year old girl, has been a member since January 29, 2007, has scored 6909 submissions, giving an average score of 1.34.
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  Apr 24 '09 by iluvtees        37 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I was attacked by a bird today.
So I was attacked by a bird at school.

I was walking from the student union when I think I got too close to it's nest and it like flew into me and pecked the back of my head.

Totally freaked me out.

The bird was probably as big as a pigeon but it was all black...and it wasnt a crow because they aren't ne at school.

And it's the third time in my life I was attacked by a bird.

Have you been attacked by one?

iPear
iPear on Apr 24 '09 at 12:06am
yes, the story is quite infamous now
iluvtees
iluvtees on Apr 24 '09 at 12:07am
really? I was like these birds are crazy man... I felt like that chick in "The Birds"
iPear
iPear on Apr 24 '09 at 12:08am
I was attacked by a flock of small child eagle cubs.
iluvtees
iluvtees on Apr 24 '09 at 12:09am
woah and here i am complaining about one lousy bird
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Apr 24 '09 at 12:12am
You should drink a Redbull and get revenge like that one commercial where the bird shits on the guy, then he drinks and a Redbull, grows wings, and flys to the bird and shits on the bird.
professorE
professorE on Apr 24 '09 at 12:14am
My girlfriend's cat snatched a bird off the porch last Friday and brought it inside. Then she set it down and it flew around for a bit before Sara cound herd it back outside.
mezo
   mezo on Apr 24 '09 at 12:15am
Once one pooped on me.



That story does not compare.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 12:15am
You should take its babies.
Put that bird in its place.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 12:16am
...No don't. I love animals. But I love justice too. Dilemma.
iluvtees
iluvtees on Apr 24 '09 at 12:16am
that bird kicked my ass... i might just find a diff way to class.... i don't want to tango with it again.
mezo
   mezo on Apr 24 '09 at 12:19am
Feed it an Alka Seltzer. That'll teach it!
iluvtees
iluvtees on Apr 24 '09 at 12:20am
I wonder if it has attacked ne one.... i should start a support group.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 12:22am
Did he look like this?


I wouldn't tap dance 'round their turf neither.
iluvtees
iluvtees on Apr 24 '09 at 12:24am
exactly like that one..is that from pinky and the brain?
iluvtees
iluvtees on Apr 24 '09 at 12:24am
or animaniacs?
MALES
MALES on Apr 24 '09 at 12:25am
when i was little i was attacked by a flock of seagulls



my life has never been the same.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 12:26am
Animaniacs. But they might've cameo'd in Pinky & The Brain. I'm not sure.
iluvtees
iluvtees on Apr 24 '09 at 12:27am
ahh... called it!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 12:32am
Both of 'em. Good call.

Try this:
iluvtees
iluvtees on Apr 24 '09 at 12:34am
er... no idea. but I'm gonna ghostbuster.. only because he has a backpack on. but im seriously at a losssss
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 12:39am
The Tick.

We should make a game.
Goldendust
Goldendust on Apr 24 '09 at 1:30am
That sounds like magpie behaviour. Although, I don't know if you have magpies where you're from. They can be pretty evil birds...
littlem
littlem on Apr 24 '09 at 1:43am
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 1:55am
I love Hitchcock.

It could be the most terrifying...

That movie was pretty creepy though.
littlem
littlem on Apr 24 '09 at 2:01am
it seems lo silly to think about that movie, but, yeah, it was creepy!!
littlem
littlem on Apr 24 '09 at 2:02am
lo? i carntt spel
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 2:04am
don wery. yor not aloan.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 2:05am
When they showed the first dead victim. It was like "holy shit! These birds mean business."
littlem
littlem on Apr 24 '09 at 2:06am
haha

yeah, eeeps!
i love hitchcock, too! :)
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Apr 24 '09 at 3:37am
Oh my, I actually sent him (bird's name is Eugene) to attack someone else. Apparently he got the wrong person. Sorry about that. I'll have him deliver you gift basket tomorrow as my token of apology. Be on the lookout!

;)
phones
phones on Apr 24 '09 at 3:53am
why do birds suddenly...ATTACK!

i've been bitten by an ostrich and a duck. true story
welshalex
welshalex on Apr 24 '09 at 4:31am
Only ginger children get attacked in 'The Birds'.

This is me bonding with a bird....



See how fun they can be.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 4:33am
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Apr 24 '09 at 4:33am
That's a bad omen right there that is
mike bautista
mike bautista on Apr 24 '09 at 12:36pm
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Apr 24 '09 at 12:43pm
lolmair.
Ryder Revolution
Ryder Revolution on Apr 24 '09 at 12:45pm
kfc is awesome....


"kfc, the only thing missing is u"
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