The problem with political jokes is they get elected
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Can I be your derviative? Cause I wanna be tangent to your curves
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Rejoice not against me my enemy;when I fall I will arise Micah7:8
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I've got Superpower(s)
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Morning Wood...it's a national epidemic
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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so hang high soft rockstar
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Seeking fame is finding the glory that is you, Rockstar
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Always sought after, Rarely neglected, Famously addictive
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Prom night is when you were conceived
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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not any kind of gentle, the kind only a gillete razor can provide
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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music is a song that speaks to the soul and enriches life
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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girls...the natural male enhancement
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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PAIF (Praise Allah Its Friday)
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Looking for a Wingman
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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You+Me+tub of butter=wild night
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Existentialism is not a Humanism
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Axe is not a replacement for a shower
of 44 votes, 48% like it
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Stacy's mom's got nothing on Joe's
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Dount holes aren't holes!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Chinese moms, good cookin', bad English
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I still own a VHS
of 42 votes, 36% like it
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express your inner child
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Logic killed the Robot
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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trey emo
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Sk8boards kill ppl
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Quesadillas in my Waffle Maker
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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99 bottles of beer on the wall and you're not lookin' any better
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Sugar, the necessary nutrient
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Twinkies...the silent killer
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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A twinkle in your eye, hello and goodbye
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I rule at air guitar
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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The Number Tree
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Broz over Hoez
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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If only I could fly...
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I've got some lint in my belly button
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Threadless...you gotta luv it
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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If I were a robot I'd...
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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