Make dollars not sense
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I don't eat chicken, I eat aged dinosaurs
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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New Mexico is for squares.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I like my close calls to be long distance
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Arkansas: if Kansas was a pirate
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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I'd rather be dead than unread.
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Ninjas are silent killers (and ninja fans won't shut up about it)
of 80 votes, 26% like it
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I flip the bird when I don't give a flock.
of 76 votes, 30% like it
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Gamers stand out like sore thumbs.
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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Big in Lilliput.
of 69 votes, 23% like it
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When it comes to pirates, some people go overboard.
of 114 votes, 45% like it
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ENTHUSIASM!
of 103 votes, 30% like it
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Science: because the earth revolved and we evolved.
of 100 votes, 27% like it
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I killed all the dinosaurs. (sorry.)
of 106 votes, 37% like it
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Mammoths are woolly cool.
of 100 votes, 29% like it
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I don't need contact lenses. You need to be less blurry.
of 108 votes, 43% like it
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My shirts have opinions (so I don't have to).
of 106 votes, 35% like it
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I think, therefore my head hurts.
of 102 votes, 34% like it
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