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Jul 14 '08 by bsweber

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tasha vs. brett: a cross country UPDATE: brett and kenny cross the finish line!

ok so as many of you know already, tasha and her new hubby are leaving their home in everett, washington or wherever they claim to live and are moving to some place near buffalo, new york.

they leave on the 26th.

just so happens, on the ~~27th~~ 28th i leave san diego with my cousin to drive to macon, georgia.

oh. it's a race. tasha says she's going to win.

THE SPECS:

tasha and carl

2 cars

2605.54 miles

leaving july 26

brett and kenny

1 car (so switching drivers is possible)

2225.33 miles

leaving july 27

NOW TAKING BETS

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SnakeMan on Jul 17 '08 at 10:56am

I'M totally gonna win. and i don't even leave until october.

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 10:56am

where are you traveling from, and to where?

SnakeMan on Jul 17 '08 at 11:04am

delaware to arizona.

SnakeMan on Jul 17 '08 at 11:04am

i guess i'll just have to time it.

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:07am

dude...that's not coast to coast though!

SnakeMan on Jul 17 '08 at 11:11am

buffalo isn't on the coast!

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:12am

dude. seattle to buffalo is DEFINITELY further than deleware to ARIZONA.

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:12am

okay- what part in az, actually. haha

SnakeMan on Jul 17 '08 at 11:12am

2391.64 miles. that's farther than brett's driving.

SnakeMan on Jul 17 '08 at 11:13am

also, i will be driving SOLO, which makes my drive that much more hardcore.

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:13am

okay okay, I stand corrected :)

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:14am

ah yeah. where in AZ are you going?

SnakeMan on Jul 17 '08 at 11:16am

chandler, which is near phoenix.

Torakamikaze on Jul 17 '08 at 11:20am

Tora! Can you recommend any good camping places in WI, that are near I-90?

hmmm... not sure off hand. i dont camp very often. sonmi might know better than me. if you feel like making a legitimate stop in wisconsin, you should totally go to the Dells. Cause its great... and there's camping there.

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 10:53am
I need to own him at Dr. Mario !

that is impossible

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:24am

ohhhh! the Dells would probably take ALL day though.

Are you trying to let brett win!? :p

Torakamikaze on Jul 17 '08 at 11:29am

yeah... it really would. but it is great

but so is milwauke... cause im there

tracerbullet on Jul 17 '08 at 11:32am

sometimes i drive from my apartment to trader joe's, and that's like...a mile! maybe...

HARDCOREZ

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:35am

okay okay toraz! we'll try to make it work. BUT you have to answer your phone though. Unlike last night when mezo called you.

Torakamikaze on Jul 17 '08 at 11:38am

that was mezo?!!

now im really saddened.

im usually up way past midnight, but last night i was tired as hell... and felt i should go to bed earlys since im seeing dark knight at midnight tonight

Torakamikaze on Jul 17 '08 at 11:39am

dells would probably be way out of your way

(then again, so is wisconsin)

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:44am

Yup that was sooo mezo. Look up the area code! Last night was a lot of fun...even for non-drinker-tasha!

As far as meeting up in WI- it'll have to be a wait and see what time of day we are around there...and if you are off work...and how is traffic there?

Torakamikaze on Jul 17 '08 at 11:47am

traffics usually fine... the only time its bad is around 4pm rush hour

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:52am

would you be willing to drive a little bit (like half way from where you live to somewhere halfway from I-90) or is that outa the question, and you h8 your internet friend torsha. haha

Torakamikaze on Jul 17 '08 at 11:54am

i wouldnt mind... i guess it all depends on what time this would take place... and where "halfway from I-90" falls

t4sh4 on Jul 17 '08 at 11:55am

haahaa well the 8 ball says.... idk

t4sh4 on Jul 18 '08 at 1:02pm

Im gonna beat you...riding a buffalol!

5 days later

bsweber on Jul 24 '08 at 12:55pm

leaving for the airport!

tracerbullet on Jul 24 '08 at 12:56pm

airport?! i thought you were driving, cheater!

bsweber on Jul 24 '08 at 12:58pm

flying to the starting line!

tracerbullet on Jul 24 '08 at 12:59pm

well that seems awfully counter productive. you're much closer to the finish line from where you are now!

and i thought you was a smart one!

t4sh4 on Jul 24 '08 at 2:55pm

DUDE this is happening so soon! I'm leaving in 1 day, 15 hours. ZOMGOSH.

tracerbullet on Jul 24 '08 at 2:57pm

QUICK! START PACKING!

t4sh4 on Jul 24 '08 at 2:58pm

Carl IS packing. And I'm...uhhh...uhh.......

uh....

going back to packing.

tracerbullet on Jul 24 '08 at 3:06pm

*cracks whip*

bsweber on Jul 25 '08 at 3:54am

"whacks crip*

SnakeMan on Jul 25 '08 at 4:02am

that was stupid. now all the crips are after you.

2 days later

bsweber on Jul 27 '08 at 11:53pm

uh oh, we're finally about to leave san diego!

littlem on Jul 27 '08 at 11:59pm

stay safe!

tracerbullet on Jul 28 '08 at 11:36am

by my calculations, tasha should be somewhere around oklahoma by now

courtney pie on Jul 28 '08 at 12:13pm

where in the world is tasha?!

courtney pie on Jul 28 '08 at 12:14pm

oh right!

*texts tashy*

*waiting for answer*

Johnny Baboon on Jul 28 '08 at 9:02pm

update: BS is in New Mexico at a flying J 3 hours from the texas border, with a hooker named fred.

t4sh4 on Jul 28 '08 at 10:54pm

we are almost in Minnesota!

courtney pie on Jul 29 '08 at 1:20pm

TASHA!

i think she's winning!

oh, Brett, tell Fred i said hi.

tracerbullet on Jul 29 '08 at 1:22pm

tasha and carl are currently in new mexico

Johnny Baboon on Jul 29 '08 at 9:19pm

update: BS - Louisiana, snorting lines of coke with trannies

bsweber on Jul 30 '08 at 1:15pm

update: brett and kenny arrived in macon, georgia about two hours ago

unless tasha and carl are there already....WE OWNED

tracerbullet on Jul 30 '08 at 1:16pm

PICS OR YOU'RE A DIRTY ROTTEN LIAR, BRETT WEBERSON!

bsweber on Jul 30 '08 at 1:17pm

what type of photo could possibly make you believe i'm in macon at this moment?

courtney pie on Jul 31 '08 at 11:23am

YEAH!

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

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