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Jul 14 '08 by bsweber

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tasha vs. brett: a cross country UPDATE: brett and kenny cross the finish line!

ok so as many of you know already, tasha and her new hubby are leaving their home in everett, washington or wherever they claim to live and are moving to some place near buffalo, new york.

they leave on the 26th.

just so happens, on the ~~27th~~ 28th i leave san diego with my cousin to drive to macon, georgia.

oh. it's a race. tasha says she's going to win.

THE SPECS:

tasha and carl

2 cars

2605.54 miles

leaving july 26

brett and kenny

1 car (so switching drivers is possible)

2225.33 miles

leaving july 27

NOW TAKING BETS

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martiandrivein on Jul 14 '08 at 11:25am

You don't wanna stop in midland for a bathroom break. They all give you herpes there. PS if you are coming through dallas, you better let me know

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 11:27am

cool rolf, will do! but wait, aren't you going to be in san diego?

martiandrivein on Jul 14 '08 at 11:28am

I leave the 27th, and if you're driving, there's no way you'll be past Dallas by the time I get home.

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 11:28am

brett writes in cursive. that's cute.

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 11:29am

bahahah brian, I was thinking the same thing. It's crazy how they don't even teach that anymore. At least at the schools around here they don't..

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 11:30am

IT'S THE WAY MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME OK?

ISABOA on Jul 14 '08 at 11:30am

tasha has a tomtom - she'll win fer sure

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 11:30am

TORA! WIll you even be back in WI in time for sushies?

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 11:30am

he's such a little goody-two-shoes :-p

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 11:32am

she might have a tomtom, but that still doesn't explain all those little loop de loops

martiandrivein on Jul 14 '08 at 11:32am

Remember when michael scott had a GPS and drove into a lake?

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 11:33am

the loop de loops are because she has a tom tom.

she needs a garmin.

kayceislost on Jul 14 '08 at 11:34am

DONT MAKE FUN OF MY HUSBAND LIKE THAT, BRIAN! CURSIVE IS PRETTY! CURSIVE IS ALSO A GOOD BAND!

also, im standing up for my husband even though hes not stopping in NC. *sniff sniff*

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 11:34am

hahahaahah rofl! best episode ever. Also- this loop-d-loop crap talk is ridiculous...I didn't make that map :p

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 11:38am

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 11:40am

here I thought you'd posted a revised version...

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 11:42am

if tasha were smart, she'd attach wings to her car and fly to new york.

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 11:42am

i keep thinking i'm spelling "attach" wrong today even though i'm not

kayceislost on Jul 14 '08 at 11:43am

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PERFECT!!!!!!

Torakamikaze on Jul 14 '08 at 11:45am

TORA! WIll you even be back in WI in time for sushies?

hmm... good question. im coming back from cali the 27th

ruh roh

mezo on Jul 14 '08 at 11:45am

As once a passenger in a car driving the same route as brett will be driving, I have to admit- aside from seeing the largest crucifix in the western hemisphere (in Texas)- that drive is BOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIING.

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 11:46am

Is that a NO, tora!? D:

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 11:46am

i am actually driving up to fontana lake, nc after we get to macon.....but i think it's out in the stick somewhere

Torakamikaze on Jul 14 '08 at 11:49am

D: i think it might be! D:

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 11:50am

it's completely intentional mezo, any oohing and ahhing will only slow us down

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 11:52am

NOT HAPPY !

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 11:52am

also lol@i'll probably see steve and tasha won't and she'll be like driving through his living room

Mr Anonymous on Jul 14 '08 at 11:53am

be sure to pay homage at that gibungas cross or god will make you wander in the desert for 40 years. tasha might beat you if that happens.

mezo on Jul 14 '08 at 11:57am

The Texas giant crucifix really is a fantastic work of awe-inspiring jesusism.

Can you moon Alabama for me, brett?

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 12:00pm

you got it mezo, but what for?

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 12:01pm

that's her hometown, brett!

mezo on Jul 14 '08 at 12:01pm

That's my old home!

bsweber on Jul 14 '08 at 12:02pm

alabama's your hometown? that's a big little city!

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 12:13pm

haha I did word that wrong..

littlem on Jul 14 '08 at 1:08pm

hahha good luck, kids!! :D

g3rpander on Jul 14 '08 at 1:10pm

Ooh I'll take the Brett route please. I love a Texan cross burning thing! Some Coors and weenies!

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 1:12pm

uhh..

martiandrivein on Jul 14 '08 at 1:14pm

Most KKK activity is in further south Texas, but there's alot in louisianna alabama and mississippi

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 1:25pm

pennsylvania has a lot of KKK activity in the middle parts, 'cause it's alabama

Mr Anonymous on Jul 14 '08 at 1:28pm

brian, geography fail

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 1:37pm

yes brian, plz explain!

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 1:40pm

it's said that pennsylvania is philadelphia on the east, pittsburgh on the west, and alabama in the middle, 'cause the middle of pennsylvania is complete hicksville

Mr Anonymous on Jul 14 '08 at 1:44pm

oh... brian, humor fail

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 1:46pm

it wasn't humor; it was a stated fact!

courtney pie on Jul 14 '08 at 1:46pm

hmmm...

my monies are on Tasha!!!

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 1:47pm

hehehehehehe thanks CP! I loves ya!

Brett and I need to pick a liason that we can use to update this blog. Any volunteers?

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 1:48pm

i'll do iiiiiiit maybe

t4sh4 on Jul 14 '08 at 1:51pm

hmmm- but you dont have a text plan D: do you really wanna be called that much? haha

tracerbullet on Jul 14 '08 at 1:52pm

~~i'll do iiiiiiit maybe~~

pilihp on Jul 14 '08 at 1:52pm

*lurks*

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