If patients is a virtue, becoming a doctor is a sin.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If patience is a virtue, becoming a doctor is a sin.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Being a doctor is hard, it takes a lot of patients.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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What is the most sinful animal on the planet? The Sloth.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Being a doctor takes lots of patience.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Patients are a virtue, a very sick virtue.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I can be patient. Can you be doctor?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's belligerently uncanny, unwieldy to the civilized mind!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Hooligan; pirating snake of putrid filth!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Impetuous rabble of ignorant people.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Put your tape deck on record.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Beneath this tough exterior I'm just a big teddy bear.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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For sale by owner, will take any good offer.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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LFJ: Looking For Job
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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How's my walking?
1-555-thrdlss
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm just taking this shirt for a test-drive.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm just taking this shirt for a test-drive.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Student T-shirter
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Help! I put on this shirt and can't get it off!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The only other fish in the sea.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Help, this shirt stole my soul!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Objects in t-shirt are closer than they appear
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Caution, shirt melts when wet.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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This end up
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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There's a nudist colony in my shower.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Read Lovecraft, not Warcraft.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Lovecraft is so much better than Warcraft.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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If you can read this, I'm walking toward you.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Read my mind, come on I dare ya!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Economic low, personal high.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Combat the economic low by getting high
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Hey cutie, want to grab some coffee?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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That's what Lincoln said, then he got shot.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Anyone can be a procrastinator, I want to be a mastercrastinator
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Today is Naked Day, I chose not to celebrate
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Help me celebrate Naked Day by wearing a t-shirt!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I can't believe somebody stole my pants
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Insert money, pull lever
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Home is where nobody cares if you walk around naked
of 57 votes, 33% like it
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Play me backwards to hear Abe Lincoln saying naughty words
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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The things that scare you are usually the most worth while
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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When life hands you lemons. Shut up and eat your lemons!
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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The only other fish in the sea
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Envy is ignorance, immitation is suicide.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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