Unemployed Chemistry Comedian: No Laughing Matter
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I'm great at team sports not involving semi-spherical objects.
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According to Wikipedia, I know everything.
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Programmer for hire. Will code for food.
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radical moderate
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Nanochemistry: no small matter.
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Psychourology- A wee-bit crazy
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Psychochemistry: it's a crazy matter
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Hi, I'm Will. Please don't fire at me.
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My other shirt has a witty quote
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Generation Zzzz...
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Right is wrong. Proud to be left.
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Riddle Wrapped in an Egg Salad Sandwich
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How is eating my peas going to help the starving kids in Africa?
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Communion? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian
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Engineer: Proud to be Employable
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I'd work harder if I wasn't so good at making excuses.
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I'm the black belt Ninja Emperor of exaggeration.
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I hold a Ph.D in Sarcasm.
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Procrastination is an art and I am its master.
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(Chuck Norris) +1=(Chuck Norris)
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Chuck Norris can violate the first law of thermodynamics
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More special than you.
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A lack of money: My Anti-Drug
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Clean the dolphin tank at SeaWorld: It's for a good porpoise.
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Geeky mathematicians have difficulty multiplying.
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<Insert Witty Quote Here>
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Paid Thinker
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GIVE THE GIFT OF LIFE -Donate Sperm
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