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TimAssassin
TimAssassin aka Tim is a 22.8 year old boy, has been a member since January 24, 2007, has scored 1,123 submissions, giving an average score of 2.04, helping 14 designs get printed.
i just bought 1 of the 3 left large Gold Rush! tshirts. i cant wait for it to come!
Woo my home version of illistrator is coming! i had to do all my work at school. now i bought a licence for home. you'll probably see more work from me too
Yet another blog i took from my myspace. Things i want to do in my life:

Get somethin from Sonic
get a name for the art site
finish the art site
get a car sterio
get a subwoffer
get on tv
get a girlfriend (not so far off now) =]
swim with a dolphin
skydive
skinny dip
grow a goatee
plant a tree
swim in a waterfall
kiss someone on new years
see a total eclipse
drive a fast as i can on the autobahn
own a house
travel to omaha beach in france
wake up in every contenent
Go through a toll bridge and pay for the car behind me
watch a meteor shower
watch the northern lights
learn to pilot a helicopter
start a successful business
add to this list
learn to fly a plane
own a nissan 350z
fly first class
break a world record
use a flame thrower
eat a very expensive meal over $100
memorize a poem that means something to me
defy gravity
restore a classic car
adopt a pure bread dog as a puppy and keep it all its life
bowl a perfect game
take a cruise
give blood
sucessfully drift in a car
do doughnuts in a car
eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the same resturant without leaving
make an ex feel like she lost something
While in an elivator:
-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
-Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side
-Announce in a demonic, low, monitone voice: "I must find a more suitable host body" as you're walking out
-Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
-Join the elevator and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in another box after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
Back to normal stuff:
kiss in the rain
learn to play tennis [x]
save a life
own my own star
learn to surf
body surf in hawaii
see all 100 movies on the "Top 100 movies -AFI":
1. CITIZEN KANE (1941) [ ]
2. CASABLANCA (1942) [ ]
3. THE GODFATHER (1972) [X]
4. GONE WITH THE WIND (1939) [X]
5. LAWRENCE OF ARABIA (1962) [ ]
6. THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) [ ]
7. THE GRADUATE (1967) [ ]
8. ON THE WATERFRONT (1954) [ ]
9. SCHINDLER'S LIST (1993) [X]
10. SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952) [ ]
11. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946) [X]
12. SUNSET BOULEVARD (1950) [ ]
13. THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI (1957) [X]
14. SOME LIKE IT HOT (1959)
15. STAR WARS (1977) [X]
16. ALL ABOUT EVE (1950) [ ]
17. THE AFRICAN QUEEN (1951) [ ]
18. PSYCHO (1960) [ ]
19. CHINATOWN (1974) [ ]
20. ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST (1975) [ ]
21. THE GRAPES OF WRATH (1940) [ ]
22. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968) [ ]
23. THE MALTESE FALCON (1941) [ ]
24. RAGING BULL (1980) [ ]
25. E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (1982) [ ]
26. DR. STRANGELOVE (1964) [ ]
27. BONNIE AND CLYDE (1967) [ ]
28. APOCALYPSE NOW (1979) [ ]
29. MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON (1939) [ ]
30. THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE (1948) [ ]
31. ANNIE HALL (1977) [ ]
32. THE GODFATHER PART II (1974) [ ]
33. HIGH NOON (1952) [ ]
34. TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD (1962) [X]
35. IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT (1934) [ ]
36. MIDNIGHT COWBOY (1969) [ ]
37. THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES (1946) [ ]
38. DOUBLE INDEMNITY (1944) [ ]
39. DOCTOR ZHIVAGO (1965) [ ]
40. NORTH BY NORTHWEST (1959) [ ]
41. WEST SIDE STORY (1961) [X]
42. REAR WINDOW (1954) [ ]
43. KING KONG (1933) [ ]
44. THE BIRTH OF A NATION (1915) [ ]
45. A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE (1951) [ ]
46. A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971) [ ]
47. TAXI DRIVER (1976) [ ]
48. JAWS (1975) [X]
49. SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (1937) [X]
50. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID (1969) [X]
51. THE PHILADELPHIA STORY (1940) [ ]
52. FROM HERE TO ETERNITY (1953) [ ]
53. AMADEUS (1984) [ ]
54. ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT (1930) [ ]
55. THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965) [ ]
56. M*A*S*H (1970) [ ]
57. THE THIRD MAN (1949) [ ]
58. FANTASIA (1940) [X]
59. REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE (1955) [ ]
60. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981) [X]
61. VERTIGO (1958) [ ]
62. TOOTSIE (1982) [ ]
63. STAGECOACH (1939) [ ]
64. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND (1977) [ ]
65. THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) [ ]
66. NETWORK (1976) [ ]
67. THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962) [ ]
68. AN AMERICAN IN PARIS (1951) [ ]
69. SHANE (1953) [ ]
70. THE FRENCH CONNECTION (1971) [ ]
71. FORREST GUMP (1994) [X]
72. BEN-HUR (1959) [ ]
73. WUTHERING HEIGHTS (1939) [ ]
74. THE GOLD RUSH (1925) [ ]
75. DANCES WITH WOLVES (1990) [ ]
76. CITY LIGHTS (1931) [ ]
77. AMERICAN GRAFFITI (1973) [ ]
78. ROCKY (1976) [ ]
79. THE DEER HUNTER (1978) [ ]
80. THE WILD BUNCH (1969) [ ]
81. MODERN TIMES (1936) [ ]
82. GIANT (1956) [ ]
83. PLATOON (1986) [ ]
84. FARGO (1996) [ ]
85. DUCK SOUP (1933) [ ]
86. MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (1935) [ ]
87. FRANKENSTEIN (1931) [ ]
88. EASY RIDER (1969) [ ]
89. PATTON (1970) [ ]
90. THE JAZZ SINGER (1927) [ ]
91. MY FAIR LADY (1964) [ ]
92. A PLACE IN THE SUN (1951) [ ]
93. THE APARTMENT (1960) [ ]
94. GOODFELLAS (1990) [ ]
95. PULP FICTION (1994) [ ]
96. THE SEARCHERS (1956) [ ]
97. BRINGING UP BABY (1938) [ ]
98. UNFORGIVEN (1992) [ ]
99. GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER (1967) [ ]
100. YANKEE DOODLE DANDY (1942) [ ]
get the g36c [x]
have the g36c fully upgraded with:
-better spring [ ]
-better motor [ ]
-5000 round drum mag [ ]
-battery expansion [ ]
-high maH battery
-fine tune up kit [ ]
go to a Tx/Rx concert
build a battlebot
find different chemicals that burn different colors
I took this from my myspace blog i posted. I thought i would spread my wisdom to the threadless community... or to basically anyone who cares. here it is:

So i came accross one of these sweet bulletins that was saying this that would make a girl feel special. Then i came to #13. I couldn't believe what it said. So i decided to redo the bulletin, adding in my own two cents. My part is in ( ).

13. Love her with all your heart.
[Not with your brain... or your dick]
(THIS COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG!!!!
A guy who loves with his heart should be dumped and kicked to the curb. Hear me out. Picture the heart... red, beating, there to keep you alive, very powerfull, did i mention keeps you alive? Now look closer, do you see any brain cells? I think not. Now, the heart can in some cases be a great thing to love with, but in most cases (99% of the time) the heart leads to trouble (break-up, heart-ache, the whole shabang). The reason I say this is that the heart does not think. The heart is emotional, causing you to be emotional. emotional thinking isn't smart thinking. The heart chooses what it wants, often the hot chick or cute guy that you supposedly love. The heart jumps to conclusions, and makes decisions based on temporary feelings. Heres where the brain comes in. Now picture the brain, mushy, lumpy, mysterious in how the dang thing even works, and in most cases(excluding the granite brains out there) smart. Smart -meaning, in this case, able to think about actions and what could happen. The brain is able to analize things to see them for what the really are. The brain makes great decisions, a great contrast from the loose-cannon we call a heart. Although love comes from the heart, the brain controls the heart. see where im going with this? The brain is what you must make yourself love with. Seeing as how the brain controls the heart, I think the brain could get a good discount on love in bulk, maybe even on sale, but who could really put a price on true love? Anyways, make yourself love with your mind. Think about things. Think, is that guy or girl really what I need to be with. Is that granite brain of his really gonna be helpful when his high school football career is over and he sinks to the bottom of the class when all the colleges dont accept him? Or is that hore you call a girlfriend really gonna look nice to the parents, or impressive to the kids in 10 years when "mommy and daddy dont live together anymore"? Whats my whole point to this rant? I'm hoping that the mentoring I had, mentoring im trying to pass onto you, will in some way affect your life, possibly changing it and giving you a better future. If you want to talk more about it please feel free, heck I encourage you, to message me, if you really want to talk I'll give you my screen name. I have AIM and MSN. so please, listen to what I have to say and take it to heart. And if your one of those people that think, what the heck does a teenager know, hes only 17. Well I learned all this from THE best teacher to ever walk the face of this earth, Mr. Bruce Gevirtzman. So don't think I'm making it up, cause I'm not inexperienced. I've been in enough relationships to know what im talking about. And if you're still reading, thank you. You will most likely get the most out of this.

PS- To the maybe 2 gilrs that I've told it wouldn't work out, if you're even reading this, now I hope you know why I told you it wouldn't work out. Because I finally learned I had to love with my mind and not my heart. I just didn't see us working out. Now isn't that better than going through the whole nasty break-up and all.)
with a link to www.threadless.com. Ive only been on this site for 1 full day and ive already submitted like 50 slogans and 3 t-shirt designs. I didnt know how to use illistrator last week. so ya, this site is ADDICTING!!
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T-shirts that are on their way:
Video Games Ruined My Life
I'm Sure I Used To Fit
Adorable Disaster

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Gold Rush
Pillow Fight
MP(3)
Robot Dance Contest
It Makes Toast
Defend The Kingdom