I took this from my myspace blog i posted. I thought i would spread my wisdom to the threadless community... or to basically anyone who cares. here it is:

So i came accross one of these sweet bulletins that was saying this that would make a girl feel special. Then i came to #13. I couldn't believe what it said. So i decided to redo the bulletin, adding in my own two cents. My part is in ( ).

13. Love her with all your heart.
[Not with your brain... or your dick]
(THIS COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG!!!!
A guy who loves with his heart should be dumped and kicked to the curb. Hear me out. Picture the heart... red, beating, there to keep you alive, very powerfull, did i mention keeps you alive? Now look closer, do you see any brain cells? I think not. Now, the heart can in some cases be a great thing to love with, but in most cases (99% of the time) the heart leads to trouble (break-up, heart-ache, the whole shabang). The reason I say this is that the heart does not think. The heart is emotional, causing you to be emotional. emotional thinking isn't smart thinking. The heart chooses what it wants, often the hot chick or cute guy that you supposedly love. The heart jumps to conclusions, and makes decisions based on temporary feelings. Heres where the brain comes in. Now picture the brain, mushy, lumpy, mysterious in how the dang thing even works, and in most cases(excluding the granite brains out there) smart. Smart -meaning, in this case, able to think about actions and what could happen. The brain is able to analize things to see them for what the really are. The brain makes great decisions, a great contrast from the loose-cannon we call a heart. Although love comes from the heart, the brain controls the heart. see where im going with this? The brain is what you must make yourself love with. Seeing as how the brain controls the heart, I think the brain could get a good discount on love in bulk, maybe even on sale, but who could really put a price on true love? Anyways, make yourself love with your mind. Think about things. Think, is that guy or girl really what I need to be with. Is that granite brain of his really gonna be helpful when his high school football career is over and he sinks to the bottom of the class when all the colleges dont accept him? Or is that hore you call a girlfriend really gonna look nice to the parents, or impressive to the kids in 10 years when "mommy and daddy dont live together anymore"? Whats my whole point to this rant? I'm hoping that the mentoring I had, mentoring im trying to pass onto you, will in some way affect your life, possibly changing it and giving you a better future. If you want to talk more about it please feel free, heck I encourage you, to message me, if you really want to talk I'll give you my screen name. I have AIM and MSN. so please, listen to what I have to say and take it to heart. And if your one of those people that think, what the heck does a teenager know, hes only 17. Well I learned all this from THE best teacher to ever walk the face of this earth, Mr. Bruce Gevirtzman. So don't think I'm making it up, cause I'm not inexperienced. I've been in enough relationships to know what im talking about. And if you're still reading, thank you. You will most likely get the most out of this.

PS- To the maybe 2 gilrs that I've told it wouldn't work out, if you're even reading this, now I hope you know why I told you it wouldn't work out. Because I finally learned I had to love with my mind and not my heart. I just didn't see us working out. Now isn't that better than going through the whole nasty break-up and all.)