My ego's bigger than yours
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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My ruggedness is my ID
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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All storys end the same...with fire
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Subliminal messages are too subtle
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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There aren't enough poems about trees
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Tshirts are the new black
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Eating broccoli kills unicorns
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Me want more meat n stuff
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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I got mugged by unicorns...they took my faith in evolution
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Life is like a box of chocolates...occasional moments of caramel
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Pour quoi?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Ewoks defeated my empire and all I got was this lousy tshirt
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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My other t-shirt is made from unicorns
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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There's only 1 thing men care about:Post-apocalyptic gang warfare
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Transplants are for wimps
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Non-conformity is a witty t-shirt slogan
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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I get distracted by shiny things
of 60 votes, 37% like it
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People are crunchy
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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It's like this: I'm the king and you're like a pawn or something
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Curse you....Emotional Response
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Endorphins make me smiley
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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My corporation's bigger than yours
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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cUrsE YOu cApS lOCK
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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Society made the rules, but I alphabetized them
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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All's fair in pic n mix
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Stop me, I'm invading your territories (and such)
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Witty tshirt slogans make me sleepy...
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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