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LeRoi
aka Jefferson Morris IV is a 18.1 year old boy, has been a member since January 24, 2007, has scored 2790 submissions, giving an average score of 2.36.
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Coupons: You Have to Spend Money to Save Money
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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If there's no solution, maybe there isn't a problem.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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Verb agreement are important.
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Remember to use your apostrophe's properly.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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Double negatives aren't no good.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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To be or not to be.. Isn't really a question.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Maybe I WANT to look cheap.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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A day without sunshine would be like.. Night.
of 57 votes, 35% like it
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All Hail the Hedonist.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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n rm fr vwls
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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INTELLIJENCE.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Heterosexuality is so overrated
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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You can kill the protestors, but you can't kill the protest.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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I don't care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a child.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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You look like broken hearts and oil spills.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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A is for Accident.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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The average person spends 6 hours a year reading useless trivia.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I hate music. So let's dance.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Dyslexia is a disorder serious.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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When all else fails, start a mosh pit.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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I never repeat gossip so listen carefully.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Anger is only one letter short of danger
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Screw this, I'm going to Hogwarts.
of 64 votes, 31% like it
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This wasn't awkward until you said it was. Now it's awkward.
of 67 votes, 30% like it
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I wasn't aware sexy was missing.
of 62 votes, 32% like it
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I secretly want to punch slow walkers in the back of the head.
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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...so apparently I'm going to hell.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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I don't smoke. There are cooler ways to die.
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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I laugh at inappropriate times
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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Dress your age you twelve-year-old whore.
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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The Devil wears Prada; Jesus wears Threadless
of 71 votes, 44% like it
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Oh you smoke? Let me get a gun and kill you quicker.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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Serves 8 to 10, or 4 to 5 Americans.
of 70 votes, 36% like it
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My give-a-damn's broken.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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Beethoven hates your hardcore garage band. And he's deaf.
of 75 votes, 29% like it
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A good compromise leaves everyone mad.
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"I cannot tell a lie." Whatever.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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"Where you at?" is NOT good English.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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A forest is fo' rest.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Abercrombie models are just asking to be raped
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Actors do it in front of audiences.
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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Blind people can't text.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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BRR! I'm shaking like a baby.
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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C'est fini, Jacques, ma vie est fini.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Canadians kick ass
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Digging my own grave
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Do you have a RAZR 'cause you're emo?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Don't Judge Judy.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Don't just send regards, send beauregards.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Don't talk to me. You have your period.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Electrocute me, baby.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Facebook is the new black.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Follow me into this cheap motel room across the street
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I don't pay attention.
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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I refer to people by nicknames they'll never know.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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I want to use a flamethrower on kids in Heelys.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I wear my sunglasses at night. So?
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I'll be Bach. You be Beethoven.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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I'll be like mace in your face on MySpace.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a MySpace addict
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a Tyrannosaurus. Rawr.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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I'm almost too cool to function.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Keep your coins; I want change.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Let's get stranded on some uncharted island, baby.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Look me up on MySpace
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Manicured lawns are for people with too much time on their hands.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Metaphors are the pepper of the English language.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Misconstrue this as innuendo
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Note to self: Boycott Threadless
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Note to self: Buy more Threadless
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Oh I wonder, wonder, wonder what's in a WonderBra!
of 70 votes, 11% like it
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OMG I wish I had Mr. Feeney as a teacher.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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OMG-sus!
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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Powdered water.
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Pride. Envy. Lust. Wrath. Greed. Gluttony. Slo..
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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S is for Stillborn.
of 62 votes, 2% like it
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Seven days without Threadless makes one weak.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Society, and its endless problems.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Sorry, I like to socialize on Friday nights... Not play WoW.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Straight teeth are overrated.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Stupid baby boomers. Draining our Social Security and all..
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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taste my rainbow.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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The Anti-Chuck Norris Joke
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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The Christian church has a God complex.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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This is going on my MySpace.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Uggh, look at all this food! I'm stuffed like a bra.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Voldemort is a Horcrux Hor.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Why are you checking out my pecs?
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Why are you reading this, you pervert!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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You aren't being punished. You just haven't been rewarded yet.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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You can never take the "boy" out of "boycott."
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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You might be a redneck if... You think these jokes are funny.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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You put the ass in embarrassment.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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You shall rip what you sew.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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You're about as straight as a rainbow.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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You're too skinny. Eat a sandwich.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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