I'm a designer.....of electronic circuits. Once in a while, when I have the spare time, I make noisy kinetic sculpture.

I should stop wasting time loitering around this website and instead should be updating my pathetically neglected website, but y'know how it is. Life, ah yes, life.

The "tees list" below is mildly out of date. Again, laziness is the reason.....

Threadless Shirts I Own...all Men's Large except as noted:

48. I Luv You CPU

47. Roadside Picnic

46. Now That's Dope

45. The Unseen Unheard

44. Life On Gi'raph Paper

43. The Young Explorers Society

42. Summer's Passing

41. New World Order

40. Hello Dave

39. The Helium Menagerie

38. Paisley Paramecium

37. Make Yourself At Home

36. Relax And Dream Of Nothing

35. Electric Jellyfish (Medium size!)

34. Biblical Disaster

33. Mother Nature

32. The Fast Supper

31. Damn Scientists

30. Gay Pride

29. Lab Partners

28. Rhinos Hunt In Packs

27. It Makes Toast

26. The Leftover

25. In Case of Zombies

24. Ta$ty Mix

23. Don't Worry

22. Don't Give Up On Your Dreams

21. The Secret Lives of Luggage (longsleeve)

20. Tiny Toy Talons

19. The Voyage of the Space Chrysalises (hoody)

18. Deer Organ

17. Defend the Kingdom

16. House of Freaks

15. My Playtree

14. The Death Of Imagination

13. Usual Day at Work

12. One of These Days, We'll Fly Away!

11. My Neverland

10. City Lights

9. The Communist Party

8. Amoeba Boogie

7. This Shirt Hides My Cold Robot Interior

6. Russell! How's yer Ma!

5. Mission Listen

4. Funkalicious

3. FrequenCity

2. Planetary Status

1. Strange Birds