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NGee
aka Neil Gregory is a boy, has been a member since June 4, 2004, has scored 4242 submissions, giving an average score of 1.99.
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In the future, they won't make 'em like they do now.
of 61 votes, 75% like it
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This is the world's most legible coffee stain.
of 61 votes, 75% like it
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If only I could recycle time instead of wasting it.
of 66 votes, 73% like it
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I'm carving out a career in the pumpkin business
of 66 votes, 70% like it
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Knights and Dragons agree: Damsels cause distress.
of 75 votes, 75% like it
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Originality vanishes with a trace.
of 76 votes, 75% like it
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I'm not daydreaming, I'm hypothesizing.
of 80 votes, 80% like it
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The time you invested in reading this is strictly non-refundable.
of 79 votes, 71% like it
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Restraining orders have forced me to stop following my dreams
of 107 votes, 86% like it
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Please wait while your opinion is validated
of 77 votes, 75% like it
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My imaginary friend never doubts me.
of 67 votes, 69% like it
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Lateral thinkers: always pulling the envelope
of 64 votes, 73% like it
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I'm exercising my right not to exercise.
of 105 votes, 73% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Can you answer a rhetorical question for me?
of 142 votes, 53% like it
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Does anyone actually sell hotcakes?
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Does my ego look big in this?
of 137 votes, 50% like it
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Find me a haystack in a needle and I'll be REALLY impressed
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Free will does not exist...prove me wrong.
of 58 votes, 64% like it
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How come nobody wants to be new-school anymore?
of 132 votes, 54% like it
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I hit the headlines once...they hit back harder
of 49 votes, 57% like it
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I WILL take 'No' for an answer
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'd be more heroic, but my shining armor is at the polishers.
of 71 votes, 63% like it
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I'd be more hip if I was less well-rounded.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm forging a new life as a conman
of 46 votes, 63% like it
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I'm not a control freak, I just like joysticks.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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It's behind me, isn't it.
of 165 votes, 62% like it
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It's hip to be square, but I'm too well-rounded.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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It's hip to be square, not a well-rounded individual.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Pirates - in it for the booty
of 157 votes, 55% like it
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Secret agents double-cross their 't's and micro-dot their 'i's.
of 66 votes, 50% like it
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a perfectionist.
of 73 votes, 63% like it
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Two-headed monsters are better than one.
of 66 votes, 67% like it
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When in doubt, I err on the side of um
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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When it comes to killing time, I consider myself a ninja
of 76 votes, 64% like it
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Word to your motherboard
of 54 votes, 69% like it
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