evangelinereed
aka booooooored is 19.44 years old, has been a member since January 17, 2007, has scored 5807 submissions, giving an average score of 1.25.
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Member in Good Standing of/[bigger] The Lollipop Guild
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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In a world of cherrios, be a fruitloop.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Midgets shouldn't fire bazookas/(but if they do it's sure funny)
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmonade.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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I put the "pro" in "procrastination"
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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The Platypus: either proof of God or proof of evolution.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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I would sound my barbaric YAWP, but I can't find a good rooftop.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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So is your face!
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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If you're telekinetic, raise my hand.
of 58 votes, 34% like it
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If you don't want the gay gene passed on, aprove gay marrage.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Subvert the dominant paradigm.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Late at night I worry that I'm not a sparkling conversationalist.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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Why is dryer lint always blue?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Vegetarians eat vegetables. What do humantiarians eat?
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Wake me when something interesting happens
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Crow-like attraction to sparkly objects.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Ask me about my Sparkling Wit
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I got dressed for THIS?
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I just had a really great thought! Damn, it's gone.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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It's pronounced "Shi-THEAD"
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/442796/evangelinereed
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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