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alvarejo
alvarejo aka Alvaro is a 31.64 year old boy, has been a member since January 17, 2007, has scored 3,423 submissions, giving an average score of 4.04, helping 292 designs get printed.
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I'm on my way to donate blood, don't suck my neck.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
You'll eventually like me... I'm an acquired taste
of 33 votes, 48% like it
Mind controls our body...until we suddenly fart
of 31 votes, 42% like it
Green mushrooms won't give you an extra life. Just a big diarrea
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Full moon? Make me take off this tee. I don't wanna ruin it
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Dragons, unicorns, gryphons, elfs and fairies say: Reality sucks
of 36 votes, 47% like it
I was an awesome unicorn, now i got this. Reincarnation sucks
of 44 votes, 57% like it
Bonjour, io lieben to travel mucho
of 27 votes, 30% like it
"Fluffy", the friendly F word
of 51 votes, 69% like it
This movie is about to end...and the end is near
of 38 votes, 18% like it
Sometimes peolpe say i tned to cahnge thgins oot mcuh.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
i want to be creamated and chocolated
of 93 votes, 34% like it
I'm the only white sheep of my family
of 90 votes, 38% like it
Born in Dadanmamaland
of 85 votes, 8% like it
i considered myself hot, now i wear glasses
of 75 votes, 17% like it
if life gives you the back, grab her ass
of 77 votes, 18% like it
I dident went to skull
of 79 votes, 18% like it
DON'T BOTHER, I HAVE X-RAY VISION
of 83 votes, 29% like it
Insert many many coins
of 78 votes, 21% like it
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:= :& :Ç :# :B We have bad teeth, so what?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I preffer being a famous drunk, than an alcoholic anonymous
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Irony: Straight lines doesn't like curves.
of 13 votes, 0% like it

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The movie i'll star, by Ipear

"Your movie would OBVIOUSLY, be an action movie. It'd be called "Road Viking" you'd be this tough, mysterious guy from a far away land. You enter this dusty town infested by all these outlaws and bandits that enslaved the people. But you're like 'FUCK NO' becuase it's alluded in your past your bros and family were all owned and killed by bandits. So you just start shooting dudes for no reason, after killing like 500 people to death, you're like "I need to relax" so you go and relax at the saloon where the remaining townspeople are like "thanks so much dude, how can we repay you" and you're like "you can't, you can never repay me, my vengeance is unquenching" and then you freaking EXPLODE the saloon and everyone that was in the saloon is like "holy fuck, he's intense" and you just walk away from the town like whatever, and for years and years people just tell the story of our legend, the road viking."







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Thanks Jess