"Your movie would OBVIOUSLY, be an action movie. It'd be called "Road Viking" you'd be this tough, mysterious guy from a far away land. You enter this dusty town infested by all these outlaws and bandits that enslaved the people. But you're like 'FUCK NO' becuase it's alluded in your past your bros and family were all owned and killed by bandits. So you just start shooting dudes for no reason, after killing like 500 people to death, you're like "I need to relax" so you go and relax at the saloon where the remaining townspeople are like "thanks so much dude, how can we repay you" and you're like "you can't, you can never repay me, my vengeance is unquenching" and then you freaking EXPLODE the saloon and everyone that was in the saloon is like "holy fuck, he's intense" and you just walk away from the town like whatever, and for years and years people just tell the story of our legend, the road viking."
