Threadless T-Shirts - Profile for dorkman

dorkman aka jeff chamberlain is a 42.83 year old boy, has been a member since January 16, 2007, has scored 12619 submissions, giving an average score of 2.07.

URL: http://www.ognow.org

Mar 20 '08 by dorkman

31 Comments

Watch this

I'm finally coming out

That's right, bitches.

I tend not to put too much personal information on the web, but, I figure being on here for 14 months is long enough.

I finally posted a pic of myself (with my daughter (owner of 4 threadless shirts, btw)).

What, did you think I meant "coming out of the closet"-type homosexuality?? That is so ghey.

/I realize how few photos I have of myself - this one is my most recent, from November '07.
//I no longer have the scrungy beard.
///I still have the gorgeous baby blues

Torakamikaze on Mar 20 '08 at 11:53am

so dreamy

zipperking on Mar 20 '08 at 11:54am

dilf???

SoulfumeInc on Mar 20 '08 at 11:55am

zing!

ISABOA on Mar 20 '08 at 11:57am

DORKMAN COMETH!

marblecargirl on Mar 20 '08 at 11:59am

dilf!

Johnny Baboon on Mar 20 '08 at 12:00pm

hangs head and walks away sad....

dorkman on Mar 20 '08 at 12:00pm

Why so sad, Johnny?

/my ass looks like yer babboon...

lemonalle on Mar 20 '08 at 12:01pm

hurray for dorkman! i remember the day when i subtly doffed my lemon suit...

Johnny Baboon on Mar 20 '08 at 12:02pm

eh, you're not my type anyway...

dorkman on Mar 20 '08 at 12:04pm

I do have a bizarre frame of mind and sense of humor, but, Mr. Baboon, I have no idea what you are talking about.

dorkman on Mar 20 '08 at 12:05pm

ISABOA -- I'm embarrassed. Didn't know anyone could see my "cometh"ing over the web.

ehhehehe

chelly on Mar 20 '08 at 12:11pm

YAY!!!

dorkman on Mar 20 '08 at 12:15pm

Hey Chelly!

Did you get my message on devaintart?

tracerbullet on Mar 20 '08 at 12:16pm

thanks for ruining the mystery. now i'll have nothing to think about at night :-(

Johnny Baboon on Mar 20 '08 at 12:16pm

johnny's sequence of events:
you-i'm gay
me-YA
you-sike, not really
me-sad
you-why sad?
me-save face, sike sike you not my type anyway
you-you're dumb
me -i know, watches more basketball

dorkman on Mar 20 '08 at 12:17pm

ha!

there is still all the mystery available below my neck.

/for now

dorkman on Mar 20 '08 at 12:18pm

I mean, hey, maybe I don't have arms and legs, but have octopus arms made from spam and green jello.

tracerbullet on Mar 20 '08 at 12:19pm

*sigh* one can only hope

dorkman on Mar 20 '08 at 12:20pm

Johnny Baboon:
One correction 00 the final "you-your'e dumb" should say "you (as in me, dorkman)-I'm too dumb and slow to get it."

Or maybe with even more words and stuff.

dorkman on Mar 20 '08 at 12:21pm

00 = to.

don't have any idea why a put a double-zero there