Weather keeps raining on my parade.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Grim's Funeral Home: Our Business is Dying.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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If books could talk, we wouldn't have to read.
of 74 votes, 36% like it
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If half-assed was literal, I wouldn't be able to sit down.
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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I am crazy about insanity
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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YES. YEs. Yes. yes. No.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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It's just innuendo, if you know what I mean
of 62 votes, 37% like it
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The answer to your biggest question: 4 proud inches.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Yes they're real, and no you can't touch them.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Multitasking: Feeding the homeless to the hungry.
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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SLINKY + ESCULATOR = NEVER ENDING FUN
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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Lack of thought often leads to lack of pants.
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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Creativity often ends in bloody noses.
of 63 votes, 32% like it
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Clever wit can hurt, but a hammer to the head can kill.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Vulgar language should be used on enemies and best friends.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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Cruelty to animals is often under appreciated.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Gay jokes are best done with your pants down.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Later is the new now.
of 63 votes, 32% like it
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